Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth #20

...or a refugee camp.

...or Asian sweat shop employees.

But tell me more about how important your face is.

It's not lame. It's vital.

The only way to get money is to get it from someone else.

Now excuse me while I go raise tuition.

...and use MLA style for your references.

That's efficiency, and efficiency is good.

...again.

So that's good.
Transcript: 

Thought # 1

Make a reality TV show where metrosexuals enthusiastically redesign strangers” homes for free.
…strangers whose home is the homeless shelter.

Thought #2

Make a reality TV show where rude master chefs belittle aspiring chefs in gourmet cooking competitions.

…and all the judges are starving African refugees.

Thought #3

Hey, did you see that new skin cream commercial?

No, and neither did the several billion people living in abject poverty.

Thought #4

Talk about important things with your friends.

If nobody does then nothing important will ever happen.

Thought #5

Do you own a sports car?

If so than either your or your employer overcharged or underpaid someone else.

Thought #6

Hey buddy, it looks like your higher education system is completely broken.

Awww, that’s okay. I’m sure it won’t turn the job market into a hopeless cluster fuck.

Thought #7

This university will pry open your closed, immature little mind and teach you to think!

Now regurgitate these facts in standard essay format.

Thought #8

You call it “cheating.”

I call it “taking the most direct path between point A and point B.

Thought #9

Note to self: Do not give your boss a list of reasons why you don’t like your job.

Thought #10

If we were at peace before we were born…

I reckon we ought to be able to expect at least that level of peace from death.
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