Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth #22

and thus have no basis for comparison

Don't assume an asshole would understand this statement.

Don't eat it.

Just give me a reason to buy crap I don't need.

or go to church.

Reason solves more problems than aggression.

Retirement funds are for losers.

That's a bad example since Jesus approved of slavery.

That's also why you don't get breaks.

That's not change we can believe in either.

Then someone else goes on furlough.

You're only kidding yourself.

Transcript:

Deep Thought #1

New Rule: You don’t get to say you live in the best country in the world if you’ve never been to another country.

Deep Thought #2

Tell a good person they’re an asshole and they’ll feel hurt and apologize. Tell an asshole they’re an asshole and they’ll argue with you and try to prove they’re right and you’re wrong.

Deep Thought #3

What’s another word for “fast food?” “Poison.” The word you’re looking for is “poison.”

Deep Thought #4

Hey, let’s go buy a bunch of holiday decorations and doodads! Because ,you know… we’re consumer whores.

Deep Thought #5

Want to wast your life doing something meaningless but you’re too old for video games? just watch sports.

Deep Thought #6

If you’re mad enough to scream…. there’s a 90% chance the problem is that you’re over-reacting.

Deep Thought #7

Hello, poor person trying to look rich. Nice Escalade you got there.

Deep Thought #8

Jesus wasn’t Caucasian. So hanging a picture of a white Jesus in your house is sort of like hanging a picture of a white Martin Luther King Jr. in your house.

Deep Thought #9

How come we have to be at work for ten hours a day instead of like seven? Because your employer’s profit margin is more important than your life.

Deep Thought #10

Under Obamacare American citizens will be fined if they don’t buy health insurance. That’s no Socialism. That’s predatory capitalism at its finest.

Deep Thought #11

If you fail to do your job you will be fired…. Unless you’re a Congressman.

Deep Thought #12

You don’t go looking for trouble, but trouble always seems to find you. Now, wait. The problem is that you always go looking for trouble.

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