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If You Don’t Believe What The Bible Says About Bodily Fluids, Why Trust The Rest?

Some people say the Bible is the word of God. I’ve heard believers call it “perfect,” “unerring,” “unchanging,” and “the only book you’ll ever need.” I’ve even met a lot of Atheists and members of other religions who don’t believe the Bible is divinely inspired but still revere it as indispensable source of wisdom.

The Bible may contain a few good lessons, but you can find the same ideas in other religions that developed independently around the world throughout history. Every culture invented the idea it’s bad to hurt people because that truth is self-evident. Basic morality is common sense.

When you take out all the moral lessons that any child could have taught you, the Bible doesn’t offer much novel insight into the human condition. The overwhelming majority of its teachings are absurd, factually incorrect, and/or unethical. Don’t take my word for it. Look at this comprehensive list of commandments in the Bible and see how many you follow.

If you still don’t believe me, then put your convictions to another test. Find a nonbeliever, and tell them what an invaluable source of wisdom the Bible is. Then read the entire chapter of Leviticus 15 out loud to them and answer their questions.

I’ve copied all 891 words of Leviticus 15 below, highlighted important parts, and added commentary between passages. If these 891 words are too insane to follow or praise in public, then open your mind to the possibility the Bible is full of equally bad advice. The more you see, the more you’ll realize the Bible is just an archaic mythology written by humans who were projecting their primitive culture into their state religion.

Leviticus 15:1-12 

The Lord said to Moses and Aaron, “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘When any man has an unusual bodily discharge, such a discharge is unclean. Whether it continues flowing from his body or is blocked, it will make him unclean. This is how his discharge will bring about uncleanness:

“‘Any bed the man with a discharge lies on will be unclean, and anything he sits on will be unclean. Anyone who touches his bed must wash their clothes and bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening. Whoever sits on anything that the man with a discharge sat on must wash their clothes and bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.

“‘Whoever touches the man who has a discharge must wash their clothes and bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.

“‘If the man with the discharge spits on anyone who is clean, they must wash their clothes and bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.

“‘Everything the man sits on when riding will be unclean, and whoever touches any of the things that were under him will be unclean till evening; whoever picks up those things must wash their clothes and bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.

“‘Anyone the man with a discharge touches without rinsing his hands with water must wash their clothes and bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.

“‘A clay pot that the man touches must be broken, and any wooden article is to be rinsed with water.

Leviticus 15 begins with the words, “The Lord said.” So if you’re thinking about dismissing this chapter as an innocuous add-in by humans that God didn’t really mean, then you should doubt the authenticity of the 300 other verses that begin with, “The Lord said.”

When the Lord says, “unusual bodily discharge,” he’s referring to a man ejaculating without having sex. In other words, masturbating or having a wet dream. So basically, these verses are saying whenever a man has an orgasm, he’ll be dirty until he washes his clothes and takes a bath. The second to last verse in Leviticus 15 tells us why you should wash up after ejaculating: “You must keep the Israelites separate from things that make them unclean, so they will not die in their uncleanness for defiling my dwelling place, which is among them.” 

Humans didn’t need God to tell us to take a bath if we’re dirty. Common sense told us that, and science backed it up with evidence. If every copy of the Bible disappeared tomorrow, we’d figure this life lesson out again. However, science wouldn’t tell us that anything a man’s horse is carrying while he’s riding dirty is taboo to touch.

More importantly, when the Bible says, “unclean,” it doesn’t just mean “physically dirty.” It means the person isn’t pure enough to stand near the presence of God, who according to the author of Leviticus, literally lived inside a large tent in the middle of a nomadic tribe’s camp. (The tent was later upgraded to a stone temple.) If you don’t believe God ever literally sat in a chair inside a tent, talking to priests, then you don’t believe the Bible.

You can tell these fraudulent priests were just writing down their own culturally-relative rules by the wording of God’s commandments because “the Lord” specifically mentions spitting on people, riding horses, and clay pots. These aren’t universal instructions. They’re cultural projections.

Leviticus 15:13-18

“‘When a man is cleansed from his discharge, he is to count off seven days for his ceremonial cleansing; he must wash his clothes and bathe himself with fresh water, and he will be clean. On the eighth day he must take two doves or two young pigeons and come before the Lord to the entrance to the tent of meeting and give them to the priest. The priest is to sacrifice them, the one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. In this way he will make atonement before the Lord for the man because of his discharge.

“‘When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening. When a man has sexual relations with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both of them must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.

It would be profoundly ignorant or disingenuous to claim God is simply educating humans on how to be hygienic in Leviticus 15 because verses 13-15 slips in a major “bait and switch.” Every time you ejaculate, you have to walk to the big tent in the middle of town where God literally sits, and you have to give a priest two birds. The priest kills one and burns it on a stone altar next to the tent so the blood fumes can waft inside and feed God. The other bird, the priest keeps and eats. You wouldn’t mind taking a shower after ejaculating, but would kill and burn a bird or pay a priest money every time you masturbated or had sex? Paying a jizz tax is exactly what the Lord is commanding in Leviticus 15.

Leviticus 15:19-32

“‘When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening.

“‘Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean. Anyone who touches her bed will be unclean; they must wash their clothes and bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening. Anyone who touches anything she sits on will be unclean; they must wash their clothes and bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening. Whether it is the bed or anything she was sitting on, when anyone touches it, they will be unclean till evening.

“‘If a man has sexual relations with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean.

“‘When a woman has a discharge of blood for many days at a time other than her monthly period or has a discharge that continues beyond her period, she will be unclean as long as she has the discharge, just as in the days of her period. Any bed she lies on while her discharge continues will be unclean, as is her bed during her monthly period, and anything she sits on will be unclean, as during her period. Anyone who touches them will be unclean; they must wash their clothes and bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.

“‘When she is cleansed from her discharge, she must count off seven days, and after that she will be ceremonially clean. On the eighth day she must take two doves or two young pigeons and bring them to the priest at the entrance to the tent of meeting. The priest is to sacrifice one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. In this way he will make atonement for her before the Lord for the uncleanness of her discharge.

“‘You must keep the Israelites separate from things that make them unclean, so they will not die in their uncleanness for defiling my dwelling place, which is among them.’”

These are the regulations for a man with a discharge, for anyone made unclean by an emission of semen, for a woman in her monthly period, for a man or a woman with a discharge, and for a man who has sexual relations with a woman who is ceremonially unclean.

You don’t need God to tell you menstrual bleeding can pose a health hazard if you don’t practice proper hygiene. Leviticus 15 takes this common sense practice to an insane extreme. First, it says any object or person a menstruating woman touches is unclean, and anyone who touches that thing or person will also be unclean. This was literally political law in the Israelite’s encampment. How would you feel if this was a law enforced by the police in your country? How would you feel if your neighbor reported you to the religious police for not turning yourself in after ejaculating or knowingly touching a clay pot after a menstruating woman held it? If you’d hate that, then you hate the Bible’s wisdom.

Equally sinister is the fact that the “cure” for menstrual uncleanliness is… you guessed it… slaughtering birds and giving priests free food. At the end of the day, the main purpose of this law, is to guarantee every woman has to pay a monthly menstrual tax to a group of fat con artists guarding a tent with a big secret inside: Nothing. Leviticus 15 isn’t wisdom written in the language of the people at the time so they could understand it. It’s a big, fat, premeditated lie invented to rob both men and women.

This isn’t an isolated incident in the Bible either. In Leviticus 13-14, the Lord commands the Israelites to pay the priests anytime you get a rash on your skin or mold in your house, and look what Leviticus 12 commands:

Leviticus 12

The Lord said to Moses, “Say to the Israelites: ‘A woman who becomes pregnant and gives birth to a son will be ceremonially unclean for seven days, just as she is unclean during her monthly period. On the eighth day the boy is to be circumcised. Then the woman must wait thirty-three days to be purified from her bleeding. She must not touch anything sacred or go to the sanctuary until the days of her purification are over. If she gives birth to a daughter, for two weeks the woman will be unclean, as during her period. Then she must wait sixty-six days to be purified from her bleeding.

“‘When the days of her purification for a son or daughter are over, she is to bring to the priest at the entrance to the tent of meeting a year-old lamb for a burnt offering and a young pigeon or a dove for a sin offering. He shall offer them before the Lord to make atonement for her, and then she will be ceremonially clean from her flow of blood.

“‘These are the regulations for the woman who gives birth to a boy or a girl. But if she cannot afford a lamb, she is to bring two doves or two young pigeons, one for a burnt offering and the other for a sin offering. In this way the priest will make atonement for her, and she will be clean.’”

Leviticus 12 is another verse in the Bible that begins with the words, “The Lord said,” and then goes onto say something retarded. Sure, it makes sense for a woman to take a bath after giving birth, but is it reasonable for her to not be allowed to touch any religious objects or go near the tent in the middle of town where God literally lives for seven days? Is it sane for a woman to be considered unclean for twice as long if she gives birth to a girl? Should you be required to give a lamb to a priest every time you have a child? If the lamb is so important, or if two birds are all God really needs, then why set different prices for rich and poor people? If someone is too poor to own a lamb, why should they have to pay a useless priest anything to atone for the “sin” of having a child?

You might be able to answer these questions, but it’s going to take a lot of mental gymnastics and making things up. I can answer any hard question in the Bible in four words, “the Bible is mythology.”

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I’ve compiled 37 lists of passages from the Bible containing keywords which tend to point to its most archaic, evil, absurd statements. When you read these, ask yourself how many sound perfectly wise, like a perfect God would write, and how many sound like a bunch of primitive tribesmen projecting their customs, values, and goals into an apparently barbaric ancient mythology.

Christians may write these passages off by saying Jewish culture slightly influenced the teachings in the Bible, but the ubiquity of Jewish customs implies it wasn’t tainted by Jewish culture. It’s the manifesto of Jewish culture, and taken on a whole, it paints a clear picture of a tribal theocracy using violence to subdue its citizens and neighbors. I challenge you to look up the context of these quotes on Bible Gateway.com or listen to the full chapters on YouTube. In most cases, you’ll either find a longer trainwreck of barbarism or at least more inapplicable, culturally-relative values, customs, and beliefs.

The number of absurd verses in the Bible raises a reasonable doubt of the divinity of the Bible. If you disagree, put your faith to the test. The Skeptic’s Annotated Bible made a list of every commandment in the Bible, titled “Every Jot And Tittle.” If you go through them and check which ones you agree with and practice, you’re going to pass over more than you tick. Nobody follows the majority of the Bible’s teachings because most of it is either immoral or archaic.

You may find some passages in the list below that sound positive and teach useful information, but you’ll find more that contradict the good ones. The Bible gets more wrong than it gets right, and you shouldn’t revere a broken clock for stating the obvious twice a day.


Passages In The Bible Containing The Word: SEX

This is a list of passages in the Bible containing the word, “sex.” When you read these, ask yourself how many of them sound perfectly wise, like some God would write, and how many sound more like a bunch of primitive tribesmen projecting their customs, values, and goals into an apparently barbaric ancient mythology. The Jewish culture didn’t just slightly influence the teachings in The Bible. It’s the manifesto of Jewish culture, and taken on a whole, it paints a clear picture of a tribal theocracy using violence to subdue its citizens and neighbors.

I challenge you to look up the context of these quotes on Bible Gateway.com or listen to the full chapters on YouTube. In most cases, you’ll either find a longer trainwreck of barbarism or at least more inapplicable, culturally-relative values, customs, and beliefs.

The number of absurd verses in the Bible point to the fact that, on a whole, by anybody’s standards, it’s not divine. Put yourself to the test. The Skeptic’s Annotated Bible made a list of every commandment in the Bible, titled “Every Jot And Tittle.” If you go through them and check which ones you agree with and practice, you’re going to pass over more than you tick. Nobody follows the majority of the Bible’s teachings because most of it is either immoral or archaic.

You may find some passages in the list below that sound positive and teach useful information, but you’ll find more that contradict the good ones. The Bible gets more wrong than it gets right, and you shouldn’t revere a broken clock for stating the obvious twice a day.

 

Genesis 19:5 They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have SEX with them.”

 

Exodus 19:15 Then he said to the people, “Prepare yourselves for the third day. Abstain from SEXUAL relations.”

 

Exodus 22:19 “Anyone who has SEXUAL relations with an animal is to be put to death.

 

Leviticus 15:18 When a man has SEXUAL relations with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both of them must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.

 

Leviticus 15:24 “‘If a man has SEXUAL relations with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean.

 

Leviticus 15:33 for a woman in her monthly period, for a man or a woman with a discharge, and for a man who has SEXUAL relations with a woman who is ceremonially unclean.

 

Leviticus 18:6 “‘No one is to approach any close relative to have SEXUAL relations. I am the Lord.

 

Leviticus 18:7 “‘Do not dishonor your father by having SEXUAL relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her.

 

Leviticus 18:8 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with your father’s wife; that would dishonor your father.

 

Leviticus 18:9 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with your sister, either your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere.

 

Leviticus 18:10 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter; that would dishonor you.

 

Leviticus 18:11 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister.

 

Leviticus 18:12 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with your father’s sister; she is your father’s close relative.

 

Leviticus 18:13 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with your mother’s sister, because she is your mother’s close relative.

 

Leviticus 18:14 “‘Do not dishonor your father’s brother by approaching his wife to have SEXUAL relations; she is your aunt.

 

Leviticus 18:15 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with your daughter-in-law. She is your son’s wife; do not have relations with her.

 

Leviticus 18:16 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with your brother’s wife; that would dishonor your brother.

 

Leviticus 18:17 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with both a woman and her daughter. Do not have SEXUAL relations with either her son’s daughter or her daughter’s daughter; they are her close relatives. That is wickedness.

 

Leviticus 18:18 “‘Do not take your wife’s sister as a rival wife and have SEXUAL relations with her while your wife is living.

 

Leviticus 18:19 “‘Do not approach a woman to have SEXUAL relations during the uncleanness of her monthly period.

 

Leviticus 18:20 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with your neighbor’s wife and defile yourself with her.

 

Leviticus 18:22 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

 

Leviticus 18:23 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have SEXUAL relations with it; that is a perversion.

 

Leviticus 20:11 “‘If a man has SEXUAL relations with his father’s wife, he has dishonored his father. Both the man and the woman are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

 

Leviticus 20:12 “‘If a man has SEXUAL relations with his daughter-in-law, both of them are to be put to death. What they have done is a perversion; their blood will be on their own heads.

 

Leviticus 20:13 “‘If a man has SEXUAL relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

 

Leviticus 20:15 “‘If a man has SEXUAL relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal.

 

Leviticus 20:16 “‘If a woman approaches an animal to have SEXUAL relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

 

Leviticus 20:17 “‘If a man marries his sister, the daughter of either his father or his mother, and they have SEXUAL relations, it is a disgrace. They are to be publicly removed from their people. He has dishonored his sister and will be held responsible.

 

Leviticus 20:18 “‘If a man has SEXUAL relations with a woman during her monthly period, he has exposed the source of her flow, and she has also uncovered it. Both of them are to be cut off from their people.

 

Leviticus 20:19 “‘Do not have SEXUAL relations with the sister of either your mother or your father, for that would dishonor a close relative; both of you would be held responsible.

 

Leviticus 20:20 “‘If a man has SEXUAL relations with his aunt, he has dishonored his uncle. They will be held responsible; they will die childless.

 

Numbers 5:13 so that another man has SEXUAL relations with her, and this is hidden from her husband and her impurity is undetected (since there is no witness against her and she has not been caught in the act),

 

Numbers 5:19 Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, “If no other man has had SEXUAL relations with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this bitter water that brings a curse not harm you.

 

Numbers 5:20 But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having SEXUAL relations with a man other than your husband”—

 

Numbers 25:1 [ Moab Seduces Israel ] While Israel was staying in Shittim, the men began to indulge in SEXUAL immorality with Moabite women,

 

Deuteronomy 27:21 “Cursed is anyone who has SEXUAL relations with any animal.” Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

 

Judges 19:22 While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, “Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have SEX with him.”

 

2 Samuel 20:3 When David returned to his palace in Jerusalem, he took the ten concubines he had left to take care of the palace and put them in a house under guard. He provided for them but had no SEXUAL relations with them. They were kept in confinement till the day of their death, living as widows.

 

1 Kings 1:4 The woman was very beautiful; she took care of the king and waited on him, but the king had no SEXUAL relations with her.

 

Ezekiel 18:6 He does not eat at the mountain shrines or look to the idols of Israel. He does not defile his neighbor’s wife or have SEXUAL relations with a woman during her period.

 

Matthew 5:32 But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for SEXUAL immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

 

Matthew 15:19 For out of the heart come evil thoughts—murder, adultery, SEXUAL immorality, theft, false testimony, slander.

 

Matthew 19:9 I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for SEXUAL immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.”

 

Mark 7:21 For it is from within, out of a person’s heart, that evil thoughts come—SEXUAL immorality, theft, murder,

 

Acts 15:20 Instead we should write to them, telling them to abstain from food polluted by idols, from SEXUAL immorality, from the meat of strangled animals and from blood.

 

Acts 15:29 You are to abstain from food sacrificed to idols, from blood, from the meat of strangled animals and from SEXUAL immorality. You will do well to avoid these things. Farewell.

 

Acts 21:25 As for the Gentile believers, we have written to them our decision that they should abstain from food sacrificed to idols, from blood, from the meat of strangled animals and from SEXUAL immorality.”

 

Romans 1:24 Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to SEXUAL impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another.

 

Romans 1:26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural SEXUAL relations for unnatural ones.

 

Romans 7:3 So then, if she has SEXUAL relations with another man while her husband is still alive, she is called an adulteress. But if her husband dies, she is released from that law and is not an adulteress if she marries another man.

 

Romans 13:13 Let us behave decently, as in the daytime, not in carousing and drunkenness, not in SEXUAL immorality and debauchery, not in dissension and jealousy.

 

1 Corinthians 5:1 [ Dealing With a Case of Incest ] It is actually reported that there is SEXUAL immorality among you, and of a kind that even pagans do not tolerate: A man is sleeping with his father’s wife.

 

1 Corinthians 5:9 I wrote to you in my letter not to associate with SEXUALLY immoral people—

 

1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I am writing to you that you must not associate with anyone who claims to be a brother or sister but is SEXUALLY immoral or greedy, an idolater or slanderer, a drunkard or swindler. Do not even eat with such people.

 

1 Corinthians 6:9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the SEXUALLY immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have SEX with men

 

1 Corinthians 6:12 [ SEXUAL Immorality ] “I have the right to do anything,” you say—but not everything is beneficial. “I have the right to do anything”—but I will not be mastered by anything.

 

1 Corinthians 6:13 You say, “Food for the stomach and the stomach for food, and God will destroy them both.” The body, however, is not meant for SEXUAL immorality but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.

 

1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee from SEXUAL immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins SEXUALLY, sins against their own body.

 

1 Corinthians 7:1 [ Concerning Married Life ] Now for the matters you wrote about: “It is good for a man not to have SEXUAL relations with a woman.”

 

1 Corinthians 7:2 But since SEXUAL immorality is occurring, each man should have SEXUAL relations with his own wife, and each woman with her own husband.

 

1 Corinthians 10:8 We should not commit SEXUAL immorality, as some of them did—and in one day twenty-three thousand of them died.

 

2 Corinthians 12:21 I am afraid that when I come again my God will humble me before you, and I will be grieved over many who have sinned earlier and have not repented of the impurity, SEXUAL sin and debauchery in which they have indulged.

 

Galatians 5:19 The acts of the flesh are obvious: SEXUAL immorality, impurity and debauchery;

 

Ephesians 5:3 But among you there must not be even a hint of SEXUAL immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy people.

 

Colossians 3:5 Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: SEXUAL immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.

 

1 Thessalonians 4:3 It is God’s will that you should be sanctified: that you should avoid SEXUAL immorality;

 

1 Timothy 1:10 for the SEXUALLY immoral, for those practicing HOMOSEXUALITY, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine

 

Hebrews 12:16 See that no one is SEXUALLY immoral, or is godless like Esau, who for a single meal sold his inheritance rights as the oldest son.

 

Hebrews 13:4 Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the SEXUALLY immoral.

 

Jude 1:7 In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to SEXUAL immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire.

 

Revelation 2:14 Nevertheless, I have a few things against you: There are some among you who hold to the teaching of Balaam, who taught Balak to entice the Israelites to sin so that they ate food sacrificed to idols and committed SEXUAL immorality.

 

Revelation 2:20 Nevertheless, I have this against you: You tolerate that woman Jezebel, who calls herself a prophet. By her teaching she misleads my servants into SEXUAL immorality and the eating of food sacrificed to idols.

 

Revelation 9:21 Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their SEXUAL immorality or their thefts.

 

Revelation 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the SEXUALLY immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”

 

Revelation 22:15 Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the SEXUALLY immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.

 

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Passages In The Bible Containing The Word: PROSTITUTE

This is a list of passages in the Bible containing the word, “prostitute.” When you read these, ask yourself how many of them sound perfectly wise, like some God would write, and how many sound more like a bunch of primitive tribesmen projecting their customs, values, and goals into an apparently barbaric ancient mythology. The Jewish culture didn’t just slightly influence the teachings in The Bible. It’s the manifesto of Jewish culture, and taken on a whole, it paints a clear picture of a tribal theocracy using violence to subdue its citizens and neighbors.

I challenge you to look up the context of these quotes on Bible Gateway.com or listen to the full chapters on YouTube. In most cases, you’ll either find a longer trainwreck of barbarism or at least more inapplicable, culturally-relative values, customs, and beliefs.

The number of absurd verses in the Bible point to the fact that, on a whole, by anybody’s standards, it’s not divine. Put yourself to the test. The Skeptic’s Annotated Bible made a list of every commandment in the Bible, titled “Every Jot And Tittle.” If you go through them and check which ones you agree with and practice, you’re going to pass over more than you tick. Nobody follows the majority of the Bible’s teachings because most of it is either immoral or archaic.

You may find some passages in the list below that sound positive and teach useful information, but you’ll find more that contradict the good ones. The Bible gets more wrong than it gets right, and you shouldn’t revere a broken clock for stating the obvious twice a day.

 

Genesis 34:31 But they replied, “Should he have treated our sister like a PROSTITUTE?”

 

Genesis 38:15 When Judah saw her, he thought she was a PROSTITUTE, for she had covered her face.

 

Genesis 38:21 He asked the men who lived there, “Where is the shrine PROSTITUTE who was beside the road at Enaim?” “There hasn’t been any shrine PROSTITUTE here,” they said.

 

Genesis 38:22 So he went back to Judah and said, “I didn’t find her. Besides, the men who lived there said, ‘There hasn’t been any shrine PROSTITUTE here.’”

 

Exodus 34:15 “Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land; for when they PROSTITUTE themselves to their gods and sacrifice to them, they will invite you and you will eat their sacrifices.

 

Exodus 34:16 And when you choose some of their daughters as wives for your sons and those daughters PROSTITUTE themselves to their gods, they will lead your sons to do the same.

 

Leviticus 17:7 They must no longer offer any of their sacrifices to the goat idols to whom they PROSTITUTE themselves. This is to be a lasting ordinance for them and for the generations to come.’

 

Leviticus 19:29 “‘Do not degrade your daughter by making her a PROSTITUTE, or the land will turn to PROSTITUTION and be filled with wickedness.

 

Leviticus 20:6 “‘I will set my face against anyone who turns to mediums and spiritists to PROSTITUTE themselves by following them, and I will cut them off from their people.

 

Leviticus 21:9 “‘If a priest’s daughter defiles herself by becoming a PROSTITUTE, she disgraces her father; she must be burned in the fire.

 

Numbers 15:39 You will have these tassels to look at and so you will remember all the commands of the Lord, that you may obey them and not PROSTITUTE yourselves by chasing after the lusts of your own hearts and eyes.

 

Deuteronomy 23:17 No Israelite man or woman is to become a shrine PROSTITUTE.

 

Deuteronomy 23:18 You must not bring the earnings of a female PROSTITUTE or of a male PROSTITUTE into the house of the Lord your God to pay any vow, because the Lord your God detests them both.

 

Deuteronomy 31:16 And the Lord said to Moses: “You are going to rest with your ancestors, and these people will soon PROSTITUTE themselves to the foreign gods of the land they are entering. They will forsake me and break the covenant I made with them.

 

Joshua 2:1 [ Rahab and the Spies ] Then Joshua son of Nun secretly sent two spies from Shittim. “Go, look over the land,” he said, “especially Jericho.” So they went and entered the house of a PROSTITUTE named Rahab and stayed there.

 

Joshua 6:17 The city and all that is in it are to be devoted to the Lord. Only Rahab the PROSTITUTE and all who are with her in her house shall be spared, because she hid the spies we sent.

 

Joshua 6:22 Joshua said to the two men who had spied out the land, “Go into the PROSTITUTE’s house and bring her out and all who belong to her, in accordance with your oath to her.”

 

Joshua 6:25 But Joshua spared Rahab the PROSTITUTE, with her family and all who belonged to her, because she hid the men Joshua had sent as spies to Jericho—and she lives among the Israelites to this day.

 

Judges 2:17 Yet they would not listen to their judges but PROSTITUTED themselves to other gods and worshiped them. They quickly turned from the ways of their ancestors, who had been obedient to the Lord’s commands.

 

Judges 8:27 Gideon made the gold into an ephod, which he placed in Ophrah, his town. All Israel PROSTITUTED themselves by worshiping it there, and it became a snare to Gideon and his family.

 

Judges 8:33 No sooner had Gideon died than the Israelites again PROSTITUTED themselves to the Baals. They set up Baal-Berith as their god

 

Judges 11:1 Jephthah the Gileadite was a mighty warrior. His father was Gilead; his mother was a PROSTITUTE.

 

Judges 16:1 [ Samson and Delilah ] One day Samson went to Gaza, where he saw a PROSTITUTE. He went in to spend the night with her.

 

1 Kings 3:16 [ A Wise Ruling ] Now two PROSTITUTES came to the king and stood before him.

 

1 Kings 14:24 There were even male shrine PROSTITUTES in the land; the people engaged in all the detestable practices of the nations the Lord had driven out before the Israelites.

 

1 Kings 15:12 He expelled the male shrine PROSTITUTES from the land and got rid of all the idols his ancestors had made.

 

1 Kings 22:38 They washed the chariot at a pool in Samaria (where the PROSTITUTES bathed), and the dogs licked up his blood, as the word of the Lord had declared.

 

1 Kings 22:46 He rid the land of the rest of the male shrine PROSTITUTES who remained there even after the reign of his father Asa.

 

2 Kings 23:7 He also tore down the quarters of the male shrine PROSTITUTES that were in the temple of the Lord, the quarters where women did weaving for Asherah.

 

1 Chronicles 5:25 But they were unfaithful to the God of their ancestors and PROSTITUTED themselves to the gods of the peoples of the land, whom God had destroyed before them.

 

2 Chronicles 21:11 He had also built high places on the hills of Judah and had caused the people of Jerusalem to PROSTITUTE themselves and had led Judah astray.

 

2 Chronicles 21:13 But you have followed the ways of the kings of Israel, and you have led Judah and the people of Jerusalem to PROSTITUTE themselves, just as the house of Ahab did. You have also murdered your own brothers, members of your own family, men who were better than you.

 

Job 36:14 They die in their youth, among male PROSTITUTES of the shrines.

 

Psalm 106:39 They defiled themselves by what they did; by their deeds they PROSTITUTED themselves.

 

Proverbs 6:26 For a PROSTITUTE can be had for a loaf of bread, but another man’s wife preys on your very life.

 

Proverbs 7:10 Then out came a woman to meet him, dressed like a PROSTITUTE and with crafty intent.

 

Proverbs 29:3 A man who loves wisdom brings joy to his father, but a companion of PROSTITUTES squanders his wealth.

 

Isaiah 1:21 See how the faithful city has become a PROSTITUTE! She once was full of justice; righteousness used to dwell in her— but now murderers!

 

Isaiah 23:15 At that time Tyre will be forgotten for seventy years, the span of a king’s life. But at the end of these seventy years, it will happen to Tyre as in the song of the PROSTITUTE:

 

Isaiah 23:16 “Take up a harp, walk through the city, you forgotten PROSTITUTE; play the harp well, sing many a song, so that you will be remembered.”

 

Isaiah 57:3 “But you—come here, you children of a sorceress, you offspring of adulterers and PROSTITUTES!

 

Jeremiah 2:20 “Long ago you broke off your yoke and tore off your bonds; you said, ‘I will not serve you!’ Indeed, on every high hill and under every spreading tree you lay down as a PROSTITUTE.

 

Jeremiah 3:1 “If a man divorces his wife and she leaves him and marries another man, should he return to her again? Would not the land be completely defiled? But you have lived as a PROSTITUTE with many lovers— would you now return to me?” declares the Lord.

 

Jeremiah 3:3 Therefore the showers have been withheld, and no spring rains have fallen. Yet you have the brazen look of a PROSTITUTE; you refuse to blush with shame.

 

Jeremiah 5:7 “Why should I forgive you? Your children have forsaken me and sworn by gods that are not gods. I supplied all their needs, yet they committed adultery and thronged to the houses of PROSTITUTES.

 

Ezekiel 16:15 “‘But you trusted in your beauty and used your fame to become a PROSTITUTE. You lavished your favors on anyone who passed by and your beauty became his.

 

Ezekiel 16:30 “‘I am filled with fury against you, declares the Sovereign Lord, when you do all these things, acting like a brazen PROSTITUTE!

 

Ezekiel 16:31 When you built your mounds at every street corner and made your lofty shrines in every public square, you were unlike a PROSTITUTE, because you scorned payment.

 

Ezekiel 16:33 All PROSTITUTES receive gifts, but you give gifts to all your lovers, bribing them to come to you from everywhere for your illicit favors.

 

Ezekiel 16:35 “‘Therefore, you PROSTITUTE, hear the word of the Lord!

 

Ezekiel 23:3 They became PROSTITUTES in Egypt, engaging in PROSTITUTION from their youth. In that land their breasts were fondled and their virgin bosoms caressed.

 

Ezekiel 23:7 She gave herself as a PROSTITUTE to all the elite of the Assyrians and defiled herself with all the idols of everyone she lusted after.

 

Ezekiel 23:19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a PROSTITUTE in Egypt.

 

Ezekiel 23:43 Then I said about the one worn out by adultery, ‘Now let them use her as a PROSTITUTE, for that is all she is.’

 

Ezekiel 23:44 And they slept with her. As men sleep with a PROSTITUTE, so they slept with those lewd women, Oholah and Oholibah.

 

Hosea 3:3 Then I told her, “You are to live with me many days; you must not be a PROSTITUTE or be intimate with any man, and I will behave the same way toward you.”

 

Hosea 4:14 “I will not punish your daughters when they turn to PROSTITUTION, nor your daughters-in-law when they commit adultery, because the men themselves consort with harlots and sacrifice with shrine PROSTITUTES— a people without understanding will come to ruin!

 

Hosea 9:1 [ Punishment for Israel ] Do not rejoice, Israel; do not be jubilant like the other nations. For you have been unfaithful to your God; you love the wages of a PROSTITUTE at every threshing floor.

 

Joel 3:3 They cast lots for my people and traded boys for PROSTITUTES; they sold girls for wine to drink.

 

Amos 7:17 “Therefore this is what the Lord says: “‘Your wife will become a PROSTITUTE in the city, and your sons and daughters will fall by the sword. Your land will be measured and divided up, and you yourself will die in a pagan country. And Israel will surely go into exile, away from their native land.’”

 

Micah 1:7 All her idols will be broken to pieces; all her temple gifts will be burned with fire; I will destroy all her images. Since she gathered her gifts from the wages of PROSTITUTES, as the wages of PROSTITUTES they will again be used.”

 

Nahum 3:4 all because of the wanton lust of a PROSTITUTE, alluring, the mistress of sorceries, who enslaved nations by her PROSTITUTION and peoples by her witchcraft.

 

Matthew 21:31 “Which of the two did what his father wanted?” “The first,” they answered. Jesus said to them, “Truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the PROSTITUTES are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you.

 

Matthew 21:32 For John came to you to show you the way of righteousness, and you did not believe him, but the tax collectors and the PROSTITUTES did. And even after you saw this, you did not repent and believe him.

 

Luke 15:30 But when this son of yours who has squandered your property with PROSTITUTES comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!’

 

1 Corinthians 6:15 Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a PROSTITUTE? Never!

 

1 Corinthians 6:16 Do you not know that he who unites himself with a PROSTITUTE is one with her in body? For it is said, “The two will become one flesh.”

 

Hebrews 11:31 By faith the PROSTITUTE Rahab, because she welcomed the spies, was not killed with those who were disobedient.

 

James 2:25 In the same way, was not even Rahab the PROSTITUTE considered righteous for what she did when she gave lodging to the spies and sent them off in a different direction?

 

Revelation 17:1 [ Babylon, the PROSTITUTE on the Beast ] One of the seven angels who had the seven bowls came and said to me, “Come, I will show you the punishment of the great PROSTITUTE, who sits by many waters.

 

Revelation 17:5 The name written on her forehead was a mystery: babylon the great the mother of PROSTITUTES and of the abominations of the earth.

 

Revelation 17:15 Then the angel said to me, “The waters you saw, where the PROSTITUTE sits, are peoples, multitudes, nations and languages.

 

Revelation 17:16 The beast and the ten horns you saw will hate the PROSTITUTE. They will bring her to ruin and leave her naked; they will eat her flesh and burn her with fire.

 

Revelation 19:2 for true and just are his judgments. He has condemned the great PROSTITUTE who corrupted the earth by her adulteries. He has avenged on her the blood of his servants.”

 

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Passages In The Bible Containing The Word: PLUNDER

This is a list of passages in the Bible containing the word, “plunder.” When you read these, ask yourself how many of them sound perfectly wise, like some God would write, and how many sound more like a bunch of primitive tribesmen projecting their customs, values, and goals into an apparently barbaric ancient mythology. The Jewish culture didn’t just slightly influence the teachings in The Bible. It’s the manifesto of Jewish culture, and taken on a whole, it paints a clear picture of a tribal theocracy using violence to subdue its citizens and neighbors.

I challenge you to look up the context of these quotes on Bible Gateway.com or listen to the full chapters on YouTube. In most cases, you’ll either find a longer trainwreck of barbarism or at least more inapplicable, culturally-relative values, customs, and beliefs.

The number of absurd verses in the Bible point to the fact that, on a whole, by anybody’s standards, it’s not divine. Put yourself to the test. The Skeptic’s Annotated Bible made a list of every commandment in the Bible, titled “Every Jot And Tittle.” If you go through them and check which ones you agree with and practice, you’re going to pass over more than you tick. Nobody follows the majority of the Bible’s teachings because most of it is either immoral or archaic.

You may find some passages in the list below that sound positive and teach useful information, but you’ll find more that contradict the good ones. The Bible gets more wrong than it gets right, and you shouldn’t revere a broken clock for stating the obvious twice a day.

 

Genesis 34:29 They carried off all their wealth and all their women and children, taking as PLUNDER everything in the houses.

 

Genesis 49:27 “Benjamin is a ravenous wolf; in the morning he devours the prey, in the evening he divides the PLUNDER.”

 

Exodus 3:22 Every woman is to ask her neighbor and any woman living in her house for articles of silver and gold and for clothing, which you will put on your sons and daughters. And so you will PLUNDER the Egyptians.”

 

Exodus 12:36 The Lord had made the Egyptians favorably disposed toward the people, and they gave them what they asked for; so they PLUNDERED the Egyptians.

 

Numbers 14:3 Why is the Lord bringing us to this land only to let us fall by the sword? Our wives and children will be taken as PLUNDER. Wouldn’t it be better for us to go back to Egypt?”

 

Numbers 14:31 As for your children that you said would be taken as PLUNDER, I will bring them in to enjoy the land you have rejected.

 

Numbers 31:9 The Israelites captured the Midianite women and children and took all the Midianite herds, flocks and goods as PLUNDER.

 

Numbers 31:11 They took all the PLUNDER and spoils, including the people and animals,

 

Numbers 31:12 and brought the captives, spoils and PLUNDER to Moses and Eleazar the priest and the Israelite assembly at their camp on the plains of Moab, by the Jordan across from Jericho.

 

Numbers 31:32 The PLUNDER remaining from the spoils that the soldiers took was 675,000 sheep,

 

Numbers 31:53 Each soldier had taken PLUNDER for himself.

 

Deuteronomy 2:35 But the livestock and the PLUNDER from the towns we had captured we carried off for ourselves.

 

Deuteronomy 3:7 But all the livestock and the PLUNDER from their cities we carried off for ourselves.

 

Deuteronomy 13:16 You are to gather all the PLUNDER of the town into the middle of the public square and completely burn the town and all its PLUNDER as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God. That town is to remain a ruin forever, never to be rebuilt,

 

Deuteronomy 20:14 As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as PLUNDER for yourselves. And you may use the PLUNDER the Lord your God gives you from your enemies.

 

Joshua 7:21 When I saw in the PLUNDER a beautiful robe from Babylonia, two hundred shekels of silver and a bar of gold weighing fifty shekels, I coveted them and took them. They are hidden in the ground inside my tent, with the silver underneath.”

 

Joshua 8:2 You shall do to Ai and its king as you did to Jericho and its king, except that you may carry off their PLUNDER and livestock for yourselves. Set an ambush behind the city.”

 

Joshua 8:27 But Israel did carry off for themselves the livestock and PLUNDER of this city, as the Lord had instructed Joshua.

 

Joshua 11:14 The Israelites carried off for themselves all the PLUNDER and livestock of these cities, but all the people they put to the sword until they completely destroyed them, not sparing anyone that breathed.

 

Joshua 22:8 saying, “Return to your homes with your great wealth—with large herds of livestock, with silver, gold, bronze and iron, and a great quantity of clothing—and divide the PLUNDER from your enemies with your fellow Israelites.”

 

Judges 2:14 In his anger against Israel the Lord gave them into the hands of raiders who PLUNDERED them. He sold them into the hands of their enemies all around, whom they were no longer able to resist.

 

Judges 5:19 “Kings came, they fought, the kings of Canaan fought. At Taanach, by the waters of Megiddo, they took no PLUNDER of silver.

 

Judges 5:30 ‘Are they not finding and dividing the spoils: a woman or two for each man, colorful garments as PLUNDER for Sisera, colorful garments embroidered, highly embroidered garments for my neck— all this as PLUNDER?’

 

Judges 8:24 And he said, “I do have one request, that each of you give me an earring from your share of the PLUNDER.” (It was the custom of the Ishmaelites to wear gold earrings.)

 

Judges 8:25 They answered, “We’ll be glad to give them.” So they spread out a garment, and each of them threw a ring from his PLUNDER onto it.

 

1 Samuel 14:30 How much better it would have been if the men had eaten today some of the PLUNDER they took from their enemies. Would not the slaughter of the Philistines have been even greater?”

 

1 Samuel 14:32 They pounced on the PLUNDER and, taking sheep, cattle and calves, they butchered them on the ground and ate them, together with the blood.

 

1 Samuel 14:36 Saul said, “Let us go down and pursue the Philistines by night and PLUNDER them till dawn, and let us not leave one of them alive.” “Do whatever seems best to you,” they replied. But the priest said, “Let us inquire of God here.”

 

1 Samuel 14:48 He fought valiantly and defeated the Amalekites, delivering Israel from the hands of those who had PLUNDERED them.

 

1 Samuel 15:19 Why did you not obey the Lord? Why did you pounce on the PLUNDER and do evil in the eyes of the Lord?”

 

1 Samuel 15:21 The soldiers took sheep and cattle from the PLUNDER, the best of what was devoted to God, in order to sacrifice them to the Lord your God at Gilgal.”

 

1 Samuel 17:53 When the Israelites returned from chasing the Philistines, they PLUNDERED their camp.

 

1 Samuel 30:16 He led David down, and there they were, scattered over the countryside, eating, drinking and reveling because of the great amount of PLUNDER they had taken from the land of the Philistines and from Judah.

 

1 Samuel 30:19 Nothing was missing: young or old, boy or girl, PLUNDER or anything else they had taken. David brought everything back.

 

1 Samuel 30:20 He took all the flocks and herds, and his men drove them ahead of the other livestock, saying, “This is David’s PLUNDER.”

 

1 Samuel 30:22 But all the evil men and troublemakers among David’s followers said, “Because they did not go out with us, we will not share with them the PLUNDER we recovered. However, each man may take his wife and children and go.”

 

1 Samuel 30:26 When David reached Ziklag, he sent some of the PLUNDER to the elders of Judah, who were his friends, saying, “Here is a gift for you from the PLUNDER of the Lord’s enemies.”

 

2 Samuel 3:22 [ Joab Murders Abner ] Just then David’s men and Joab returned from a raid and brought with them a great deal of PLUNDER. But Abner was no longer with David in Hebron, because David had sent him away, and he had gone in peace.

 

2 Samuel 8:12 Edom and Moab, the Ammonites and the Philistines, and Amalek. He also dedicated the PLUNDER taken from Hadadezer son of Rehob, king of Zobah.

 

2 Samuel 12:30 David took the crown from their king’s head, and it was placed on his own head. It weighed a talent of gold, and it was set with precious stones. David took a great quantity of PLUNDER from the city

 

2 Kings 3:23 “That’s blood!” they said. “Those kings must have fought and slaughtered each other. Now to the PLUNDER, Moab!”

 

2 Kings 7:16 Then the people went out and PLUNDERED the camp of the Arameans. So a seah of the finest flour sold for a shekel, and two seahs of barley sold for a shekel, as the Lord had said.

 

2 Kings 17:20 Therefore the Lord rejected all the people of Israel; he afflicted them and gave them into the hands of PLUNDERERS, until he thrust them from his presence.

 

2 Kings 21:14 I will forsake the remnant of my inheritance and give them into the hands of enemies. They will be looted and PLUNDERED by all their enemies;

 

1 Chronicles 20:2 David took the crown from the head of their king—its weight was found to be a talent of gold, and it was set with precious stones—and it was placed on David’s head. He took a great quantity of PLUNDER from the city

 

1 Chronicles 26:27 Some of the PLUNDER taken in battle they dedicated for the repair of the temple of the Lord.

 

2 Chronicles 14:13 and Asa and his army pursued them as far as Gerar. Such a great number of Cushites fell that they could not recover; they were crushed before the Lord and his forces. The men of Judah carried off a large amount of PLUNDER.

 

2 Chronicles 14:14 They destroyed all the villages around Gerar, for the terror of the Lord had fallen on them. They looted all these villages, since there was much PLUNDER there.

 

2 Chronicles 15:11 At that time they sacrificed to the Lord seven hundred head of cattle and seven thousand sheep and goats from the PLUNDER they had brought back.

 

2 Chronicles 20:25 So Jehoshaphat and his men went to carry off their PLUNDER, and they found among them a great amount of equipment and clothing and also articles of value—more than they could take away. There was so much PLUNDER that it took three days to collect it.

 

2 Chronicles 24:23 At the turn of the year, the army of Aram marched against Joash; it invaded Judah and Jerusalem and killed all the leaders of the people. They sent all the PLUNDER to their king in Damascus.

 

2 Chronicles 25:13 Meanwhile the troops that Amaziah had sent back and had not allowed to take part in the war raided towns belonging to Judah from Samaria to Beth Horon. They killed three thousand people and carried off great quantities of PLUNDER.

 

2 Chronicles 28:8 The men of Israel took captive from their fellow Israelites who were from Judah two hundred thousand wives, sons and daughters. They also took a great deal of PLUNDER, which they carried back to Samaria.

 

2 Chronicles 28:14 So the soldiers gave up the prisoners and PLUNDER in the presence of the officials and all the assembly.

 

2 Chronicles 28:15 The men designated by name took the prisoners, and from the PLUNDER they clothed all who were naked. They provided them with clothes and sandals, food and drink, and healing balm. All those who were weak they put on donkeys. So they took them back to their fellow Israelites at Jericho, the City of Palms, and returned to Samaria.

 

Nehemiah 4:4 Hear us, our God, for we are despised. Turn their insults back on their own heads. Give them over as PLUNDER in a land of captivity.

 

Esther 3:13 Dispatches were sent by couriers to all the king’s provinces with the order to destroy, kill and annihilate all the Jews—young and old, women and children—on a single day, the thirteenth day of the twelfth month, the month of Adar, and to PLUNDER their goods.

 

Esther 8:11 The king’s edict granted the Jews in every city the right to assemble and protect themselves; to destroy, kill and annihilate the armed men of any nationality or province who might attack them and their women and children, and to PLUNDER the property of their enemies.

 

Esther 9:10 the ten sons of Haman son of Hammedatha, the enemy of the Jews. But they did not lay their hands on the PLUNDER.

 

Esther 9:15 The Jews in Susa came together on the fourteenth day of the month of Adar, and they put to death in Susa three hundred men, but they did not lay their hands on the PLUNDER.

 

Esther 9:16 Meanwhile, the remainder of the Jews who were in the king’s provinces also assembled to protect themselves and get relief from their enemies. They killed seventy-five thousand of them but did not lay their hands on the PLUNDER.

 

Psalm 12:5 “Because the poor are PLUNDERED and the needy groan, I will now arise,” says the Lord. “I will protect them from those who malign them.”

 

Psalm 44:10 You made us retreat before the enemy, and our adversaries have PLUNDERED us.

 

Psalm 68:12 “Kings and armies flee in haste; the women at home divide the PLUNDER.

 

Psalm 76:5 The valiant lie PLUNDERED, they sleep their last sleep; not one of the warriors can lift his hands.

 

Psalm 89:41 All who pass by have PLUNDERED him; he has become the scorn of his neighbors.

 

Psalm 109:11 May a creditor seize all he has; may strangers PLUNDER the fruits of his labor.

 

Proverbs 1:13 we will get all sorts of valuable things and fill our houses with PLUNDER;

 

Proverbs 16:19 Better to be lowly in spirit along with the oppressed than to share PLUNDER with the proud.

 

Proverbs 24:15 [ Saying 27 ] Do not lurk like a thief near the house of the righteous, do not PLUNDER their dwelling place;

 

Isaiah 3:14 The Lord enters into judgment against the elders and leaders of his people: “It is you who have ruined my vineyard; the PLUNDER from the poor is in your houses.

 

Isaiah 8:4 For before the boy knows how to say ‘My father’ or ‘My mother,’ the wealth of Damascus and the PLUNDER of Samaria will be carried off by the king of Assyria.”

 

Isaiah 9:3 You have enlarged the nation and increased their joy; they rejoice before you as people rejoice at the harvest, as warriors rejoice when dividing the PLUNDER.

 

Isaiah 10:6 I send him against a godless nation, I dispatch him against a people who anger me, to seize loot and snatch PLUNDER, and to trample them down like mud in the streets.

 

Isaiah 10:13 For he says: “‘By the strength of my hand I have done this, and by my wisdom, because I have understanding. I removed the boundaries of nations, I PLUNDERED their treasures; like a mighty one I subdued their kings.

 

Isaiah 11:14 They will swoop down on the slopes of Philistia to the west; together they will PLUNDER the people to the east. They will subdue Edom and Moab, and the Ammonites will be subject to them.

 

Isaiah 17:14 In the evening, sudden terror! Before the morning, they are gone! This is the portion of those who loot us, the lot of those who PLUNDER us.

 

Isaiah 24:3 The earth will be completely laid waste and totally PLUNDERED. The Lord has spoken this word.

 

Isaiah 33:4 Your PLUNDER, O nations, is harvested as by young locusts; like a swarm of locusts people pounce on it.

 

Isaiah 33:23 Your rigging hangs loose: The mast is not held secure, the sail is not spread. Then an abundance of spoils will be divided and even the lame will carry off PLUNDER.

 

Isaiah 42:22 But this is a people PLUNDERED and looted, all of them trapped in pits or hidden away in prisons. They have become PLUNDER, with no one to rescue them; they have been made loot, with no one to say, “Send them back.”

 

Isaiah 42:24 Who handed Jacob over to become loot, and Israel to the PLUNDERERS? Was it not the Lord, against whom we have sinned? For they would not follow his ways; they did not obey his law.

 

Isaiah 49:24 Can PLUNDER be taken from warriors, or captives be rescued from the fierce?

 

Isaiah 49:25 But this is what the Lord says: “Yes, captives will be taken from warriors, and PLUNDER retrieved from the fierce; I will contend with those who contend with you, and your children I will save.

 

Jeremiah 2:14 Is Israel a servant, a slave by birth? Why then has he become PLUNDER?

 

Jeremiah 15:13 “Your wealth and your treasures I will give as PLUNDER, without charge, because of all your sins throughout your country.

 

Jeremiah 17:3 My mountain in the land and your wealth and all your treasures I will give away as PLUNDER, together with your high places, because of sin throughout your country.

 

Jeremiah 20:5 I will deliver all the wealth of this city into the hands of their enemies—all its products, all its valuables and all the treasures of the kings of Judah. They will take it away as PLUNDER and carry it off to Babylon.

 

Jeremiah 30:16 “‘But all who devour you will be devoured; all your enemies will go into exile. Those who PLUNDER you will be PLUNDERED; all who make spoil of you I will despoil.

 

Jeremiah 49:32 Their camels will become PLUNDER, and their large herds will be spoils of war. I will scatter to the winds those who are in distant places and will bring disaster on them from every side,” declares the Lord.

 

Jeremiah 50:10 So Babylonia will be PLUNDERED; all who PLUNDER her will have their fill,” declares the Lord.

 

Jeremiah 50:37 A sword against her horses and chariots and all the foreigners in her ranks! They will become weaklings. A sword against her treasures! They will be PLUNDERED.

 

Ezekiel 7:21 I will give their wealth as PLUNDER to foreigners and as loot to the wicked of the earth, who will defile it.

 

Ezekiel 23:46 “This is what the Sovereign Lord says: Bring a mob against them and give them over to terror and PLUNDER.

 

Ezekiel 25:7 therefore I will stretch out my hand against you and give you as PLUNDER to the nations. I will wipe you out from among the nations and exterminate you from the countries. I will destroy you, and you will know that I am the Lord.’”

 

Ezekiel 26:5 Out in the sea she will become a place to spread fishnets, for I have spoken, declares the Sovereign Lord. She will become PLUNDER for the nations,

 

Ezekiel 26:12 They will PLUNDER your wealth and loot your merchandise; they will break down your walls and demolish your fine houses and throw your stones, timber and rubble into the sea.

 

Ezekiel 29:19 Therefore this is what the Sovereign Lord says: I am going to give Egypt to Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon, and he will carry off its wealth. He will loot and PLUNDER the land as pay for his army.

 

Ezekiel 34:8 As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign Lord, because my flock lacks a shepherd and so has been PLUNDERED and has become food for all the wild animals, and because my shepherds did not search for my flock but cared for themselves rather than for my flock,

 

Ezekiel 34:22 I will save my flock, and they will no longer be PLUNDERED. I will judge between one sheep and another.

 

Ezekiel 34:28 They will no longer be PLUNDERED by the nations, nor will wild animals devour them. They will live in safety, and no one will make them afraid.

 

Ezekiel 36:4 therefore, mountains of Israel, hear the word of the Sovereign Lord: This is what the Sovereign Lord says to the mountains and hills, to the ravines and valleys, to the desolate ruins and the deserted towns that have been PLUNDERED and ridiculed by the rest of the nations around you—

 

Ezekiel 36:5 this is what the Sovereign Lord says: In my burning zeal I have spoken against the rest of the nations, and against all Edom, for with glee and with malice in their hearts they made my land their own possession so that they might PLUNDER its pastureland.’

 

Ezekiel 38:12 I will PLUNDER and loot and turn my hand against the resettled ruins and the people gathered from the nations, rich in livestock and goods, living at the center of the land.”

 

Ezekiel 38:13 Sheba and Dedan and the merchants of Tarshish and all her villages will say to you, “Have you come to PLUNDER? Have you gathered your hordes to loot, to carry off silver and gold, to take away livestock and goods and to seize much PLUNDER?”’

 

Ezekiel 39:10 They will not need to gather wood from the fields or cut it from the forests, because they will use the weapons for fuel. And they will PLUNDER those who PLUNDERED them and loot those who looted them, declares the Sovereign Lord.

 

Daniel 11:24 When the richest provinces feel secure, he will invade them and will achieve what neither his fathers nor his forefathers did. He will distribute PLUNDER, loot and wealth among his followers. He will plot the overthrow of fortresses—but only for a time.

 

Daniel 11:33 “Those who are wise will instruct many, though for a time they will fall by the sword or be burned or captured or PLUNDERED.

 

Hosea 13:15 even though he thrives among his brothers. An east wind from the Lord will come, blowing in from the desert; his spring will fail and his well dry up. His storehouse will be PLUNDERED of all its treasures.

 

Amos 3:10 “They do not know how to do right,” declares the Lord, “who store up in their fortresses what they have PLUNDERED and looted.”

 

Amos 3:11 Therefore this is what the Sovereign Lord says: “An enemy will overrun your land, pull down your strongholds and PLUNDER your fortresses.”

 

Nahum 2:9PLUNDER the silver! PLUNDER the gold! The supply is endless, the wealth from all its treasures!

 

Nahum 2:10 She is pillaged, PLUNDERED, stripped! Hearts melt, knees give way, bodies tremble, every face grows pale.

 

Nahum 3:1 [ Woe to Nineveh ] Woe to the city of blood, full of lies, full of PLUNDER, never without victims!

 

Habakkuk 2:8 Because you have PLUNDERED many nations, the peoples who are left will PLUNDER you. For you have shed human blood; you have destroyed lands and cities and everyone in them.

 

Zephaniah 1:13 Their wealth will be PLUNDERED, their houses demolished. Though they build houses, they will not live in them; though they plant vineyards, they will not drink the wine.”

 

Zephaniah 2:9 Therefore, as surely as I live,” declares the Lord Almighty, the God of Israel, “surely Moab will become like Sodom, the Ammonites like Gomorrah— a place of weeds and salt pits, a wasteland forever. The remnant of my people will PLUNDER them; the survivors of my nation will inherit their land.”

 

Zechariah 2:8 For this is what the Lord Almighty says: “After the Glorious One has sent me against the nations that have PLUNDERED you—for whoever touches you touches the apple of his eye—

 

Zechariah 2:9 I will surely raise my hand against them so that their slaves will PLUNDER them. Then you will know that the Lord Almighty has sent me.

 

Zechariah 14:1 [ The Lord Comes and Reigns ] A day of the Lord is coming, Jerusalem, when your possessions will be PLUNDERED and divided up within your very walls.

 

Matthew 12:29 “Or again, how can anyone enter a strong man’s house and carry off his possessions unless he first ties up the strong man? Then he can PLUNDER his house.

 

Mark 3:27 In fact, no one can enter a strong man’s house without first tying him up. Then he can PLUNDER the strong man’s house.

 

Luke 11:22 But when someone stronger attacks and overpowers him, he takes away the armor in which the man trusted and divides up his PLUNDER.

 

Hebrews 7:4 Just think how great he was: Even the patriarch Abraham gave him a tenth of the PLUNDER!

 

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Passages In The Bible Containing The Word: MURDER

This is a list of passages in the Bible containing the word, “murder.” When you read these, ask yourself how many of them sound perfectly wise, like some God would write, and how many sound more like a bunch of primitive tribesmen projecting their customs, values, and goals into an apparently barbaric ancient mythology. The Jewish culture didn’t just slightly influence the teachings in The Bible. It’s the manifesto of Jewish culture, and taken on a whole, it paints a clear picture of a tribal theocracy using violence to subdue its citizens and neighbors.

I challenge you to look up the context of these quotes on Bible Gateway.com or listen to the full chapters on YouTube. In most cases, you’ll either find a longer trainwreck of barbarism or at least more inapplicable, culturally-relative values, customs, and beliefs.

The number of absurd verses in the Bible point to the fact that, on a whole, by anybody’s standards, it’s not divine. Put yourself to the test. The Skeptic’s Annotated Bible made a list of every commandment in the Bible, titled “Every Jot And Tittle.” If you go through them and check which ones you agree with and practice, you’re going to pass over more than you tick. Nobody follows the majority of the Bible’s teachings because most of it is either immoral or archaic.

You may find some passages in the list below that sound positive and teach useful information, but you’ll find more that contradict the good ones. The Bible gets more wrong than it gets right, and you shouldn’t revere a broken clock for stating the obvious twice a day.

 

Exodus 20:13 “You shall not MURDER.

 

Numbers 35:12 They will be places of refuge from the avenger, so that anyone accused of MURDER may not die before they stand trial before the assembly.

 

Numbers 35:16 “‘If anyone strikes someone a fatal blow with an iron object, that person is a MURDERER; the MURDERER is to be put to death.

 

Numbers 35:17 Or if anyone is holding a stone and strikes someone a fatal blow with it, that person is a MURDERER; the MURDERER is to be put to death.

 

Numbers 35:18 Or if anyone is holding a wooden object and strikes someone a fatal blow with it, that person is a MURDERER; the MURDERER is to be put to death.

 

Numbers 35:19 The avenger of blood shall put the MURDERER to death; when the avenger comes upon the MURDERER, the avenger shall put the MURDERER to death.

 

Numbers 35:21 or if out of enmity one person hits another with their fist so that the other dies, that person is to be put to death; that person is a MURDERER. The avenger of blood shall put the MURDERER to death when they meet.

 

Numbers 35:25 The assembly must protect the one accused of MURDER from the avenger of blood and send the accused back to the city of refuge to which they fled. The accused must stay there until the death of the high priest, who was anointed with the holy oil.

 

Numbers 35:27 and the avenger of blood finds them outside the city, the avenger of blood may kill the accused without being guilty of MURDER.

 

Numbers 35:30 “‘Anyone who kills a person is to be put to death as a MURDERER only on the testimony of witnesses. But no one is to be put to death on the testimony of only one witness.

 

Numbers 35:31 “‘Do not accept a ransom for the life of a MURDERER, who deserves to die. They are to be put to death.

 

Deuteronomy 5:17 “You shall not MURDER.

 

Deuteronomy 21:1-9 [ Atonement for an Unsolved MURDER ] If someone is found slain, lying in a field in the land the Lord your God is giving you to possess, and it is not known who the killer was, your elders and judges shall go out and measure the distance from the body to the neighboring towns. Then the elders of the town nearest the body shall take a heifer that has never been worked and has never worn a yoke and lead it down to a valley that has not been plowed or planted and where there is a flowing stream. There in the valley they are to break the heifer’s neck. The Levitical priests shall step forward, for the Lord your God has chosen them to minister and to pronounce blessings in the name of the Lord and to decide all cases of dispute and assault. Then all the elders of the town nearest the body shall wash their hands over the heifer whose neck was broken in the valley, and they shall declare: “Our hands did not shed this blood, nor did our eyes see it done. Accept this atonement for your people Israel, whom you have redeemed, Lord, and do not hold your people guilty of the blood of an innocent person.” Then the bloodshed will be atoned for, and you will have purged from yourselves the guilt of shedding innocent blood, since you have done what is right in the eyes of the Lord.

 

Deuteronomy 22:26 Do nothing to the woman; she has committed no sin deserving death. This case is like that of someone who attacks and MURDERS a neighbor,

 

Joshua 21:13 So to the descendants of Aaron the priest they gave Hebron (a city of refuge for one accused of MURDER), Libnah,

 

Joshua 21:21 In the hill country of Ephraim they were given Shechem (a city of refuge for one accused of MURDER) and Gezer,

 

Joshua 21:27 The Levite clans of the Gershonites were given: from the half-tribe of Manasseh, Golan in Bashan (a city of refuge for one accused of MURDER) and Be Eshterah, together with their pasturelands—two towns;

 

Joshua 21:32 from the tribe of Naphtali, Kedesh in Galilee (a city of refuge for one accused of MURDER), Hammoth Dor and Kartan, together with their pasturelands—three towns.

 

Joshua 21:38 from the tribe of Gad, Ramoth in Gilead (a city of refuge for one accused of MURDER), Mahanaim,

 

Judges 9:5 He went to his father’s home in Ophrah and on one stone MURDERED his seventy brothers, the sons of Jerub-Baal. But Jotham, the youngest son of Jerub-Baal, escaped by hiding.

 

Judges 9:18 But today you have revolted against my father’s family. You have MURDERED his seventy sons on a single stone and have made Abimelek, the son of his female slave, king over the citizens of Shechem because he is related to you.

 

Judges 9:24 God did this in order that the crime against Jerub-Baal’s seventy sons, the shedding of their blood, might be avenged on their brother Abimelek and on the citizens of Shechem, who had helped him MURDER his brothers.

 

Judges 9:56 Thus God repaid the wickedness that Abimelek had done to his father by MURDERing his seventy brothers.

 

Judges 20:4 So the Levite, the husband of the MURDERED woman, said, “I and my concubine came to Gibeah in Benjamin to spend the night.

 

2 Samuel 3:22 [ Joab MURDERS Abner ] Just then David’s men and Joab returned from a raid and brought with them a great deal of plunder. But Abner was no longer with David in Hebron, because David had sent him away, and he had gone in peace.

 

2 Samuel 3:30 (Joab and his brother Abishai MURDERED Abner because he had killed their brother Asahel in the battle at Gibeon.)

 

2 Samuel 3:37 So on that day all the people there and all Israel knew that the king had no part in the MURDER of Abner son of Ner.

 

2 Samuel 4:1 [ Ish-Bosheth MURDERED ] When Ish-Bosheth son of Saul heard that Abner had died in Hebron, he lost courage, and all Israel became alarmed.

 

2 Samuel 16:7 As he cursed, Shimei said, “Get out, get out, you MURDERER, you scoundrel!

 

2 Samuel 16:8 The Lord has repaid you for all the blood you shed in the household of Saul, in whose place you have reigned. The Lord has given the kingdom into the hands of your son Absalom. You have come to ruin because you are a MURDERER!”

 

1 Kings 16:16 When the Israelites in the camp heard that Zimri had plotted against the king and MURDERED him, they proclaimed Omri, the commander of the army, king over Israel that very day there in the camp.

 

1 Kings 21:19 Say to him, ‘This is what the Lord says: Have you not MURDERED a man and seized his property?’ Then say to him, ‘This is what the Lord says: In the place where dogs licked up Naboth’s blood, dogs will lick up your blood—yes, yours!’”

 

2 Kings 6:32 Now Elisha was sitting in his house, and the elders were sitting with him. The king sent a messenger ahead, but before he arrived, Elisha said to the elders, “Don’t you see how this MURDERER is sending someone to cut off my head? Look, when the messenger comes, shut the door and hold it shut against him. Is not the sound of his master’s footsteps behind him?”

 

2 Kings 8:7 [ Hazael MURDERS Ben-Hadad ] Elisha went to Damascus, and Ben-Hadad king of Aram was ill. When the king was told, “The man of God has come all the way up here,”

 

2 Kings 9:31 As Jehu entered the gate, she asked, “Have you come in peace, you Zimri, you MURDERER of your master?”

 

2 Kings 11:2 But Jehosheba, the daughter of King Jehoram and sister of Ahaziah, took Joash son of Ahaziah and stole him away from among the royal princes, who were about to be MURDERED. She put him and his nurse in a bedroom to hide him from Athaliah; so he was not killed.

 

2 Kings 12:21 The officials who MURDERED him were Jozabad son of Shimeath and Jehozabad son of Shomer. He died and was buried with his ancestors in the City of David. And Amaziah his son succeeded him as king.

 

2 Kings 14:5 After the kingdom was firmly in his grasp, he executed the officials who had MURDERED his father the king.

 

2 Chronicles 21:13 But you have followed the ways of the kings of Israel, and you have led Judah and the people of Jerusalem to prostitute themselves, just as the house of Ahab did. You have also MURDERED your own brothers, members of your own family, men who were better than you.

 

2 Chronicles 22:11 But Jehosheba, the daughter of King Jehoram, took Joash son of Ahaziah and stole him away from among the royal princes who were about to be MURDERED and put him and his nurse in a bedroom. Because Jehosheba, the daughter of King Jehoram and wife of the priest Jehoiada, was Ahaziah’s sister, she hid the child from Athaliah so she could not kill him.

 

2 Chronicles 24:25 When the Arameans withdrew, they left Joash severely wounded. His officials conspired against him for MURDERing the son of Jehoiada the priest, and they killed him in his bed. So he died and was buried in the City of David, but not in the tombs of the kings.

 

2 Chronicles 25:3 After the kingdom was firmly in his control, he executed the officials who had MURDERED his father the king.

 

Job 24:14 When daylight is gone, the MURDERER rises up, kills the poor and needy, and in the night steals forth like a thief.

 

Psalm 10:8 He lies in wait near the villages; from ambush he MURDERS the innocent. His eyes watch in secret for his victims;

 

Psalm 94:6 They slay the widow and the foreigner; they MURDER the fatherless.

 

Proverbs 28:17 Anyone tormented by the guilt of MURDER will seek refuge in the grave; let no one hold them back.

 

Isaiah 1:21 See how the faithful city has become a prostitute! She once was full of justice; righteousness used to dwell in her— but now MURDERERS!

 

Isaiah 33:15 Those who walk righteously and speak what is right, who reject gain from extortion and keep their hands from accepting bribes, who stop their ears against plots of MURDER and shut their eyes against contemplating evil—

 

Jeremiah 4:31 I hear a cry as of a woman in labor, a groan as of one bearing her first child— the cry of Daughter Zion gasping for breath, stretching out her hands and saying, “Alas! I am fainting; my life is given over to MURDERERS.”

 

Jeremiah 7:9 “‘Will you steal and MURDER, commit adultery and perjury, burn incense to Baal and follow other gods you have not known,

 

Hosea 4:2 There is only cursing, lying and MURDER, stealing and adultery; they break all bounds, and bloodshed follows bloodshed.

 

Hosea 6:9 As marauders lie in ambush for a victim, so do bands of priests; they MURDER on the road to Shechem, carrying out their wicked schemes.

 

Matthew 5:21 [ MURDER ] “You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘You shall not MURDER, and anyone who MURDERS will be subject to judgment.’

 

Matthew 15:19 For out of the heart come evil thoughts—MURDER, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false testimony, slander.

 

Matthew 19:18 “Which ones?” he inquired. Jesus replied, “‘You shall not MURDER, you shall not commit adultery, you shall not steal, you shall not give false testimony,

 

Matthew 22:7 The king was enraged. He sent his army and destroyed those MURDERERS and burned their city.

 

Matthew 23:31 So you testify against yourselves that you are the descendants of those who MURDERED the prophets.

 

Matthew 23:35 And so upon you will come all the righteous blood that has been shed on earth, from the blood of righteous Abel to the blood of Zechariah son of Berekiah, whom you MURDERED between the temple and the altar.

 

Mark 7:21 For it is from within, out of a person’s heart, that evil thoughts come—sexual immorality, theft, MURDER,

 

Mark 10:19 You know the commandments: ‘You shall not MURDER, you shall not commit adultery, you shall not steal, you shall not give false testimony, you shall not defraud, honor your father and mother.’”

 

Mark 15:7 A man called Barabbas was in prison with the insurrectionists who had committed MURDER in the uprising.

 

Luke 18:20 You know the commandments: ‘You shall not commit adultery, you shall not MURDER, you shall not steal, you shall not give false testimony, honor your father and mother.’”

 

Luke 23:19 (Barabbas had been thrown into prison for an insurrection in the city, and for MURDER.)

 

Luke 23:25 He released the man who had been thrown into prison for insurrection and MURDER, the one they asked for, and surrendered Jesus to their will.

 

John 8:44 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a MURDERER from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

 

Acts 3:14 You disowned the Holy and Righteous One and asked that a MURDERER be released to you.

 

Acts 7:52 Was there ever a prophet your ancestors did not persecute? They even killed those who predicted the coming of the Righteous One. And now you have betrayed and MURDERED him—

 

Acts 9:1 [ Saul’s Conversion ] Meanwhile, Saul was still breathing out MURDERous threats against the Lord’s disciples. He went to the high priest

 

Acts 28:4 When the islanders saw the snake hanging from his hand, they said to each other, “This man must be a MURDERER; for though he escaped from the sea, the goddess Justice has not allowed him to live.”

 

Romans 1:29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, MURDER, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips,

 

Romans 13:9 The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery,” “You shall not MURDER,” “You shall not steal,” “You shall not covet,” and whatever other command there may be, are summed up in this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.”

 

1 Timothy 1:9 We also know that the law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for MURDERERS,

 

James 2:11 For he who said, “You shall not commit adultery,” also said, “You shall not MURDER.” If you do not commit adultery but do commit MURDER, you have become a lawbreaker.

 

James 5:6 You have condemned and MURDERED the innocent one, who was not opposing you.

 

1 Peter 4:15 If you suffer, it should not be as a MURDERER or thief or any other kind of criminal, or even as a meddler.

 

1 John 3:12 Do not be like Cain, who belonged to the evil one and MURDERED his brother. And why did he MURDER him? Because his own actions were evil and his brother’s were righteous.

 

1 John 3:15 Anyone who hates a brother or sister is a MURDERER, and you know that no MURDERER has eternal life residing in him.

 

Revelation 9:21 Nor did they repent of their MURDERS, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts.

 

Revelation 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the MURDERERS, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”

 

Revelation 22:15 Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the MURDERERS, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.

 

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Passages In The Bible Containing The Word: LOOT

This is a list of passages in the Bible containing the word, “loot.” When you read these, ask yourself how many of them sound perfectly wise, like some God would write, and how many sound more like a bunch of primitive tribesmen projecting their customs, values, and goals into an apparently barbaric ancient mythology. The Jewish culture didn’t just slightly influence the teachings in The Bible. It’s the manifesto of Jewish culture, and taken on a whole, it paints a clear picture of a tribal theocracy using violence to subdue its citizens and neighbors.

I challenge you to look up the context of these quotes on Bible Gateway.com or listen to the full chapters on YouTube. In most cases, you’ll either find a longer trainwreck of barbarism or at least more inapplicable, culturally-relative values, customs, and beliefs.

The number of absurd verses in the Bible point to the fact that, on a whole, by anybody’s standards, it’s not divine. Put yourself to the test. The Skeptic’s Annotated Bible made a list of every commandment in the Bible, titled “Every Jot And Tittle.” If you go through them and check which ones you agree with and practice, you’re going to pass over more than you tick. Nobody follows the majority of the Bible’s teachings because most of it is either immoral or archaic.

You may find some passages in the list below that sound positive and teach useful information, but you’ll find more that contradict the good ones. The Bible gets more wrong than it gets right, and you shouldn’t revere a broken clock for stating the obvious twice a day.

 

Genesis 34:27 The sons of Jacob came upon the dead bodies and LOOTED the city where their sister had been defiled.

 

1 Samuel 23:1 [ David Saves Keilah ] When David was told, “Look, the Philistines are fighting against Keilah and are LOOTING the threshing floors,”

 

2 Kings 21:14 I will forsake the remnant of my inheritance and give them into the hands of enemies. They will be LOOTED and plundered by all their enemies;

 

2 Chronicles 14:14 They destroyed all the villages around Gerar, for the terror of the Lord had fallen on them. They LOOTED all these villages, since there was much plunder there.

 

Proverbs 1:14 cast lots with us; we will all share the LOOT”—

 

Isaiah 10:6 I send him against a godless nation, I dispatch him against a people who anger me, to seize LOOT and snatch plunder, and to trample them down like mud in the streets.

 

Isaiah 13:16 Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses will be LOOTED and their wives violated.

 

Isaiah 17:14 In the evening, sudden terror! Before the morning, they are gone! This is the portion of those who LOOT us, the lot of those who plunder us.

 

Isaiah 21:2 A dire vision has been shown to me: The traitor betrays, the LOOTER takes LOOT. Elam, attack! Media, lay siege! I will bring to an end all the groaning she caused.

 

Isaiah 42:22 But this is a people plundered and LOOTED, all of them trapped in pits or hidden away in prisons. They have become plunder, with no one to rescue them; they have been made LOOT, with no one to say, “Send them back.”

 

Isaiah 42:24 Who handed Jacob over to become LOOT, and Israel to the plunderers? Was it not the Lord, against whom we have sinned? For they would not follow his ways; they did not obey his law.

 

Ezekiel 7:21 I will give their wealth as plunder to foreigners and as LOOT to the wicked of the earth, who will defile it.

 

Ezekiel 26:12 They will plunder your wealth and LOOT your merchandise; they will break down your walls and demolish your fine houses and throw your stones, timber and rubble into the sea.

 

Ezekiel 29:19 Therefore this is what the Sovereign Lord says: I am going to give Egypt to Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon, and he will carry off its wealth. He will LOOT and plunder the land as pay for his army.

 

Ezekiel 38:12 I will plunder and LOOT and turn my hand against the resettled ruins and the people gathered from the nations, rich in livestock and goods, living at the center of the land.”

 

Ezekiel 38:13 Sheba and Dedan and the merchants of Tarshish and all her villages will say to you, “Have you come to plunder? Have you gathered your hordes to LOOT, to carry off silver and gold, to take away livestock and goods and to seize much plunder?”’

 

Ezekiel 39:10 They will not need to gather wood from the fields or cut it from the forests, because they will use the weapons for fuel. And they will plunder those who plundered them and LOOT those who LOOTED them, declares the Sovereign Lord.

 

Daniel 11:24 When the richest provinces feel secure, he will invade them and will achieve what neither his fathers nor his forefathers did. He will distribute plunder, LOOT and wealth among his followers. He will plot the overthrow of fortresses—but only for a time.

 

Amos 3:10 “They do not know how to do right,” declares the Lord, “who store up in their fortresses what they have plundered and LOOTED.”

 

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