Chapter 1
Who is The Wise Sloth?
My Goals
- Why do I write The Wise Sloth blog?
- My quest to find the meaning of life
- My quest to find enlightenment
- My vision for a secular, intellectual monastery
- My quest to build a perpetual motion machine
- How you can help The Wise Sloth
- Why I’m a pompous, close-minded hypocrite who overgeneralizes things
My Life Stories (in chronological order)
- What’s it like to be a twin?
- The eggnog story
- The cow-poline story
- The time I got shot
- My ghost story
- The “good porn” story
- My UFO story
- How I became a Christian and then lost my faith
- My first massage
- Piancanvollo’s traveling snail
- The time I got HIV
- The AK-47 story
- The very gay cabaret
- An American Expat Visits the “Occupy Auckland” protest: Part 1, Part 2
- The time I worked in an apple orchard
- The time I worked in a vineyard
- My experience with the TSA
- This is how we live now: Part 1
- This is how we live now: Part 2
- This is how we live now: Part 3
- What it was like in Houston during Hurricane Harvey
- The aftermath of Hurricane Harvey in Houston
- An imagined conversation with my abusive, narcissistic father (Comic)
- What happened to The Wise Sloth?
My Art
- Trippy Celtic pictures I drew over the years
- Geometric and Mandala-esque Celtic knotwork sketches I drew during school
- Funny anthropomorphic illustrations of common dinners
My Books
- Why: An Agnostic Perspective on the Meaning of Life
- The Bible is Mythology
- Why You Should Not Join the U.S. Military
- Tweets by The Wise Sloth
- Tips on Immigrating to New Zealand
- The Rotten Apple Interactive Adventure (E-book only)
Chapter 2
Saving the World
Talk About Saving the World
- A grim letter from a Wise Sloth fan about the state of the world
- We need to talk about creating Utopia
- It’s time to stop guilt-tripping poor people into saving the environment
- Problems the corona virus should force us to acknowledge
- Real life activism quest card deck template
- Occupy LOL Street: A For Anonymous (Comic)
- Occupy LOL Street: The Burden of Responsibility (Comic)
- Occupy LOL STret: The Constitutional Convention (Comic)
- Occupy LOL Street: The Guilded Age (Comic)
Be Better People
- Society won’t improve until you do
- 10 signs you’re a sheeple
- 10 reasons you’re surrounded by idiots
- The world won’t improve until you stop being a vidiot
- The world won’t improve until you stop being a consumer whore
- Why isn’t everyone trying to make the world a better place?
- Holding onto our cultures is holding the world back
- Where do heroes come from?
- 4 reasons terrorism doesn’t work and 4 alternatives that do
- The world sucks because people are stupid. the solution is free online education.
- Occupy LOL Street: The Butterfly Effect (Comic)
Build a Better World
- My 1-point plan on how to save the world
- Sustainable monasteries could solve poverty, pollution and refugee crises
- Concrete modular floating islands could solve poverty, pollution and refugee crises
- Dear Generation X, please build a better world
- Conservatives, stop talking about overthrowing the government
- Secular, intellectual monastery designs
- How to build a concrete houseboat or island
- Occupy LOL Street: A Brave New Village (Comic)
- Occupy LOL Street: The Freedom Flotilla (Comic)
Buy a Better World
- Buy a better world by donating dividends
- Humanity’s quality of life is relative to the quality of business model we use
- One dollar equals one vote in the economy
Chapter 3
Sex, Dating, and Relationships
Sex positions and techniques
- How to go down on a girl
- How to go down on a guy
- How to perform foreplay
- How to have sex in the missionary position
- How to have sex in the doggy style position
- How to have sex in the cowgirl position
- How to have anal sex: A beginner’s guide
General Sex Advice
- Advice to male virgins about having sex
- Advice to female virgins about having sex
- How to be bad at sex: 17 misconceptions and mistakes to avoid
- How to spice up your sex life without getting too kinky
- Advice on sexual domination and submission
- Introduction to sex toys
- Does penis size matter?
Dating Advice
- Tips on impressing women using Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs
- Tips on impressing men using Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs
- 10 Tips on flirting
- 15 tips on internet dating
- The futility of being fake
- Tips on conversation: Part 1
- Tips on conversation: Part 2
Relationship Advice
- 10 character traits to look for in a long-term romantic partner
- Stages of a romantic relationship
- 13 rules of successful relationships
- 11 reasons not to bitch at your man
- The evolution of my definition of love
- My theories about cheating on tasks and lovers
- The conundrum of compromise
- Why men should wear nice underwear
Philosophy of Sexuality
- What are transsexuals? Why are they suddenly popular? Why do Conservative fear them?
- Should transsexuals be allowed in the military?
- My theory on why so many women have rape fantasies
- My long theory on gender labels and sexual morality
- My short theory on sexual morality
- Demonizing pleasure is a failed experiment
- Why you need to be a little slutty
- What is good porn?
- Why I don’t like strip clubs
- Why I like strip clubs
Friendship
My Tweets About Romance
- #11: Love, relationships, and communication
- #12: Dating, cheating, exes, masturbation, oral sex and lust
Chapter 4
Self-Help
Growing up and Becoming You
- Advice on life
- The prime prerogative
- My advice to the younger generation
- 10 things you need to know about yourself
- No action is an island
- The importance of style
- Signs you’re old…but not necessarily mature
- Signs you’re mature…but not necessarily old
- And Old Man From Jersey Explains How To Grow Up (Comic)
Happiness and Peace
- 16 tips on happiness
- My theory on aggregate happiness and immediate karma
- My philosophy on being calm
- You might be depressed because the system is crazy, not because you are
Self-Esteem
- The confidence talk
- 8 steps to build confidence
- 11 ways not to define your self-worth
- You can’t hide your true face. So don’t even try.
- How to be cool
- You don’t need a trophy. You’re already a winner.
- Why it’s bad to be conceited
- How to tell someone they’re an asshole
- Don’t argue with people who point out your flaws
- 6 accurate ways people judge you
- 6 inaccurate ways people judge you
Health
Drugs and Addiction
Achieving a Healthy Work/Life Balance
- My short theory on responsibility
- Have a healthy balance of passion and duty
- Is it lazy to not want to work?
- You can and should live somewhere awesome
- Where does hedonism fit in the meaning of life?
- Deep thoughts by the wise janitor
- Demotivational inspiration for work
Leadership and Authority
- My philosophy on leadership
- Why and when you should have a problem with authority
- Self-subjugation is not a virtue
My Tweets About Self-Help
- #1: Happiness and sadness
- #2: Fulfillment, purpose, and meaning
- #3: Maturity, adulting and growing up
- #4: Being mean vs being nice
- #5: Arrogance and insecurity
- #6: Arguing with people
- #7: Excuses and complaining
- #8: Practice, failing and determination
- #9: Writing, art, and creativity
- #10: Eating, hydrating, exercise, stretching, and addiction
Chapter 5
Philosophy
The Meaning of Life
- How do you find purpose without knowing the meaning of life?
- My quest to find the meaning of life
- The value of life
- Reality is amazing
- It’s okay to be lost
- The cosmic perspective
- If life is a game, how do you win?
- Why you shouldn’t commit suicide
- The danger in telling people life has no meaning
- And Old Man From Jersey Explains The Meaning Of Life (Comic)
- An Old Man From Jersey Explains If Man Is Inherently Good Or Evil (Comic)
- An Old Man From Jersey Explains If everything happens for a reason (Comic)
- An Old Man From Jersey Explains Free Will (Comic)
How to Think Like a Genius
- 10 steps to becoming a genius
- My theory on common sense
- My quest to find enlightenment
- Your ability to think obligates you to
- Enlightenment through logic
- The map of everything
- My approach to thinking/problem solving
- 10 steps to winning an argument
- How to solve a problem with a team
- Creativity is logic, not magic.
- My two rules about rules
- What is wisdom?
- Wisdom I learned working in IT: Nothing is magical
- Wisdom I learned working in IT: Answers come from questions
- The relationship between sanity, reality, truth, religion, and science
- 11 ways mainstream academic philosophy has come to resemble religion
- And Old Man From Jersey Explains Philosophy (Comic)
- And Old Man From Jersey Explains How To Think (Comic)
Knowledge and Learning
- The value of knowledge
- Every grain of knowledge is valuable. Every grain of ignorance is destructive.
- Why you should have high intellectual standards
- We’ve never raised an entire generation of adults ever
- They’re giving away free superpowers on the internet
- The Alphabits analogy (Why it’s bad to be stupid)
- It’s not cool to be stupid
- How to become an expert at anything
- How to read for truth
- Recommended intelligent books and videos
- 10 ways people get dumber as they get older
Biker Philosophy
- A biker looks at social conformity
- A biker looks at bad weather
- A biker looks at the road
- A biker explains why we ride
- A biker makes a lot of beginner mistakes
My Tweets About Philosophy
Chapter 6
Religion
The Bible is mythology
- How I became a Christian and then lost my faith
- You need to consider the possibility your religion is mythology
- The mythology test
- A short summary of the Bible
- 14 clues Christianity is Roman mythology
- 10 scriptures that show the Bible is mythology
- 3 signs the Bible is mythology
- 46 questions Christians have to struggle with that non-believers can answer in 4 words
- 4 questions every Christian needs to answer about Exodus 21
- If you don’t believe what the Bible says about skin disease, why trust the rest?
- If you don’t believe what the Bible says about mold, why trust the rest?
- A more realistic take on the 10 commandments
- What I think about Satan
- This Was Your Life: The Satanist (Comic)
- This Was Your Life: The Jew (Comic)
- And Old Man From Jersey Explains Religion (Comic)
Christianity is Harmful to Society
- Why you should not respect religious beliefs
- 10 ways the Bible ruins society
- 10 ways the Bible will drive you insane
- 7 ways the Bible will make you an immoral person
- 12 things Christians have to worry about the nonbelievers don’t
- 10 benefits of Christianity you can achieve without believing in mythology
- 3 Reasons Christianity was largely responsible for The Holocaust
- It’s time to stop mutilating baby boys’ genitals
- It’s time to stop celebrating Easter
- It’s time to stop celebrating Christmas
- Never Forget Chick-Fil-A’s Inequality Appreciation Day
- The power of prayer
- The Island of Mana: A Story About Colonialization (Comic)
Preaching, witnessing and arguing with Christians
- 21 reasons it’s impossible to argue with Christians
- 15 mind control techniques both churches and cults use
- Christian billboards I wish Atheists would make
- 10 ways to be a better Christian witness on the internet
Christian Culture
- 10 signs you should stop pretending to be Christian
- Believing in Christianity is always absurd, but more so for certain ethnic groups
- American Christians, you don’t believe or practice what the Bible says about marriage
- Traditional Christian values are neither Christian or traditional
- Christians, you believe in science
- This Was Your Life: A Christian Woman (Comic)
- This Was Your Life: A Christian Man (Comic)
- This Was Your Life: The Puritan (Comic)
- This Was Your Life: Santa (Comic)
My Tweets About Religion
The Wise Sloth Topical Bible
- Attack
- Birds
- Blood
- Breasts
- Bull
- Camel
- Cattle
- Children
- Crush
- Destroy
- Discharge
- Dog
- Donkey
- Die
- Foreigner
- Foreskin and Circumcise
- Goat
- Gold
- Horse
- Kill
- Loot
- Murder
- Plunder
- Prostitute
- Sex
- Sheep
- Slaughter
- Slave
- Stone
- Sword
- Unclean
- Wife
- Wine
- Wives
- Woman
- Women
- Wrath
Islam
Judaism
Agnosticism
- An agnostic take on God
- Do agnostics fear death?
- An agnostic take on Pascal’s Wager
- An agnostic take on intelligent design
- Do agnostics ask, “Why is God is so cruel?”
- Why do people believe life is meaningless, and what do you do with your life if that’s true?
- How can the universe and life exist without God? What’s the purpose?
- This Was Your Life: The Agnostic (Comic)
- An Old Man From Jersey Explains The Chicken And the Egg (Comic)
Atheism
- Predictions on the New Atheist movement
- Are you a meta Atheists or pop Atheists?
- This Was Your Life: The Atheist (Comic)
Secular Living
- So you don’t believe in God. What do you do now?
- Should science be legally recognized as a religion?
- The non-believers’ 7 deadly sins
- The non-believers’ 10 “commandments”
- 9 reasons to be kind outside of religion
- You already have ethics without religion
- My secular theory on ethics
- Karma ghosts (My secular theory on Karma)
- An Old Man From Jersey Explains The Difference Between Right and Wrong (Comic)
Chapter 7
American Politics
Voting
- Voting never has, and never will, save America
- If you want everyone to vote, then make voting work for everyone
- How presidential elections work (Comic)
- How congressional elections work (Comic)
- How political representation works (Comic)
Corruption and Election Reform
- How to end corruption in three steps
- 6 ways to improve the political nomination system
- 10 solutions to most of America’s problems
- 3 solutions that won’t change America, and 5 that will
- Occupy LOL Street: The Constitutional Convention (Comic)
- Occupy LOL Street: Adventures In Lobbying (Comic)
- Occupy LOL Street: The People’s Party (Comic)
American Laws
- The 28th amendment
- My theory on gun control
- My theory on illegal immigration
- My theory on age-based accountability laws
- 5 reasons why prostitution should be legal
- 5 reasons to legalize gambling
- 8 reasons to legalize marijuana you’ve already heard
- Why stop with just making drugs illegal?
- 4 illogical arguments against polygamy
- The American burqa
- Borders are inhumane
- How freedom works (Comic)
- How equality works (Comic)
- How gender equality works (Comic)
- How the war on drugs works (Comic)
- The Ents: A Story About Marijuana Prohibition (Comic)
- This Was Your Life: The Trafic Cop (Comic)
Barack Obama
- Americans, you’re not represented in the 2012 presidential election
- 10 things Obama won’t change in his second term
- Why Obamacare made me facepalm
- This Was Your Life: Barack Obama (Comic)
- Occupy LOL Street: The Wizard of LULZ (Comic)
The 2016 Presidential Election
- What I think of Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders
- Why it’s delusional to vote in America’s 2016 presidential election
- Everything wrong with America’s 2016 presidential primaries
- This Was Your Life: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump: Part 1 (Comic)
- This Was Your Life: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump: Part 2 (Comic)
- This Was Your Life: Bernie Sanders (Comic)
- This Was Your Life: The Trump Supporter (Comic)
Donald Trump
- How to survive the Trumpocalypse
- Why did Americans vote for Trump?
- What will Trump do now that he’s president
- Why I’m glad Trump won in 2016
- Why I’m not voting for Trump in 2020
- How Trump changed my understanding of American politics
- 4 reasons Americans shouldn’t accept Trump as president
- Why won’t people just give Trump a chance?
- What should non-Americans do about Trump?
- What should Republicans and Democrats do about Trump?
- What should racists do about Trump?
- What should xenophobes do about Trump?
- What should rich people do about Trump?
- What should minorities do about Trump?
- Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Should Both Go To Jail For Mishandling Top Secret Documents
- Why you should almost never use the word, “Fascism.”
My Tweets About Politics
- #17: The 2016 U.S. presidential election
- #18: Donald Trump’s presidency
- #19: Political corruption, incompetence, and voting
- #20: Political and economic freedom
- #21: Immigration, racism, and guns
- #22: Public education
- #23: Political reform
- #24: Police, prisons, and unjust laws
- #25: War, military, and troops
- #26: Social justice warriors
Chapter 8
The U.S. Military and Police
Military Mind Control
- 9 reasons not to join the united states military
- The military is a cult
- How and why military basic training brainwashes recruits
- The military rank structure is an inhumane caste system
- Similarities between military tech school and the Stanford prison experiment
- How basic training works (Comic)
- How the officer corps works (Comic)
Military Philosophy
- Ways to improve the U.S. military: Part 1
- Every civilian owes every soldier a war debt
- 4 reasons why American soldiers are as much victims as heroes
- 5 ways the UCMJ treats troops unethically
- 4 reasons not all troops are heroes
- An open letter from a veteran to current active duty troops
- Should transsexuals be allowed in the military?
- Six lessons civilians can learn from the military
- 4 reasons terrorism doesn’t work and 4 alternatives that do
Police Brutality
- 13 ways we need to reform the U.S. police force
- American cops, you’re delusional if you don’t understand why civilians hate you
- An intervention with the police
- All the points Americans are missing in the George Floyd case
- Cops who beat up protesters are defending oppression
- My humiliating experience with the TSA
- Should police enforce unjust laws?
- This Was Your Life: The traffic cop (Comic)
- How veterans protesting works (Comic)
- How civilians protesting works (Comic)
- How protesting in tents works (Comic)
- How the war on drugs works (Comic)
America is not the good guy
- 41 major crimes against humanity committed by the U.S. government since 1945
- 5 reasons you should not have faith in your government
- Patriotism is not a virtue. It’s insanity.
- 8 reasons America is not the land of the free
- 20 problems Americans accept as normal but don’t have to
- How freedom works (Comic)
- How equality works (Comic)
- How gender equality works (Comic)
Chapter 9
Economics
Predatory Capitalism Creates Poverty
- Poverty is the root of the world’s biggest problems, and predatory capitalism is the root of poverty
- The fundamental problem with the economy
- The poor aren’t taking all your money. The rich are.
- 7 economic injustices we all accept
- The downside of economic growth
- Cost/benefit analysis of economic oppression
- How predatory capitalism warps the way we define maturity
- The lottery is a microcosm of America
- Stop talking about guns and start talking about poverty
- How the economy works (Comic)
Socialism and Communism
- Americans need to learn the difference between socialism, communism, and capitalism
- Billionaires won’t save you, and socialism won’t kill you
- Who will help me make some bread? (Short story)
The Life of the Rich
- The legacy of a billionaire
- The letter I’ll never send my CEO
- This Was Your Life: The billionaire (Comic)
- How becoming a billionaire works (Comic)
The Life of the Poor
- What it’s like to be poor
- My American Beauty-esque rant about life in America
- Why do poor people play the lottery?
- Why are Americans so violent and unhappy?
- You might be depressed because the system is crazy, not because you are
- The Adventures of Monk and Punk: Book 1 (Comic)
- Occupy LOL Street: The Plight of the Homeless (Comic)
Oppression in the Workplace
- Advice for young workers
- Stop treating people like shit and they’ll start giving a fuck
- The value of hard work in America
- 7 ways worker’s rights still need to improve
- 7 reasons minimum wage should be higher
- The injustice of employee contracts
- Professionalism is a straitjacket
- We need to do more to help people get the job they’re suited for
- The customer is not always right
- A Brief History of the Working Class (Comic)
Success and Retirement
- Life Path Flow Chart
- Why does it have to be so hard to retire?
- How to escape poverty
- Have a healthy balance of passion and duty
- Is it lazy to not want to work?
The Housing Market
- The housing market is a crime against humanity
- Suburbia is a sensory deprivation chamber
- How the housing market works (Comic)
Healthcare in America
- My theories on how to fix healthcare in America
- Why Obamacare made me facepalm
- How healthcare works (Comic)
The Stock Market
- How the stock market works (Comic)
Banks
- How bank greeters work (Comic)
Taxes
- How freedom works (Comic)
- What America’s class and tax system really looks like
- 12 Things wrong with America’s tax system
- Why do so many small businesses fail?
- A novel approach to taxing the rich
Cryptocurrency
- Introduction to cryptocurrency
- The most important factor in the value of cryptocurrencies, and how it applies to STEEM
Fixing the Economy
- My 1-point plan on how to save the world
- How to reduce America’s federal deficit
- Humanity’s quality of life is relative to the quality of business model we use
- Politics won’t stop being evil until economics stops being evil
- Collapse is the product of unsustainability. Sustainability is the product of sustainability.
- The economy needs a love stimulus
- The world won’t get better until you stop being a consumer whore
- Buy a better world by donating dividends
- One dollar equals one vote in the economy
- Why I’m Against Forgiving Student Loans
My Tweets About Economics
- #27: Poverty and poor people
- #28: Capitalism, Communism, and Socialism
- #29: Hurting customers and workers
- #30: Investing, real estate, and healthcare
Chapter 10
Education
The Importance of Public Education
- Education is the silver bullet to the world’s problems
- The value of knowledge
- Every grain of knowledge is valuable. Every grain of ignorance is destructive
- They’re giving away free superpowers on the internet
- The Alphabits analogy (Why it’s bad to be stupid)
- It’s not cool to be stupid
- Why you should have high intellectual standards
- Recommended intelligent books and videos
- We have never raised an entire generation of adults, ever
- The rising tide of vagrant intellectuals
Flaws in the Public Education System
- 6 ways universities make people dumber
- The glass ceiling of higher education
- It’s time to stop oppressing the academically disinclined
- We need to do more to help people get the job they’re suited for
- A modest proposal on the moral imperative of teacher accountability
- The quality of our leaders reflects the quality of our higher education system
Improving Public Education
- The entry I submitted to Google’s 10×100 contest
- 1 way to improve college education
- School and work should be fun, and they can be
Chapter 11
Writing and Creativity
Screenwriting for Movies
- Download a zip file with my spreadsheets and a bunch of other plot related documents
- Online resources for writers obsessed with plot structure
- Comparison of film script plot structure outlines
- A basic Hollywood movie plot outline template
- How writers can use the psychology of motivation to create believable characters
- How to tie the purpose of a story to the hero’s goal
- 12 steps fictional characters must follow to accomplish a goal
- What is a beat in screenwriting?
- How to combine beats into beat chains
- How to add multiple storylines when writing a movie
Screenwriting for TV
- A basic Hollywood sitcom episode plot template
- Advanced sitcom plot template for stories with multiple protagonists and subplots
Short Stories
- Basic short story formula plot template
- Extended short story formula plot template
- 6 short story formula plot storyboards
- 8 simple formula plot templates
- The Mechanic: A parable about how to tell a story
- How to write a story
Erotica
Choose Your Own Adventure
- 7 choose your own adventure templates and prompts
- The 36 Adventures of Captain Buigardo: A choose your own adventure formula plot template writing prompt
Movie plot break downs
- Master spreadsheet of all movie break downs (on Google Docs)
- Comparison of 9 movies act structures (On Google Docs)
- American Beauty
- Avatar (Spreadsheet)
- Avatar (Text)
- The Avengers
- Back to the Future
- Bladerunner
- Good Will Hunting (Spreadsheet)
- Good Will Hunting (Text)
- Inception
- Jurassic Park
- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
- The Shawshank Redemption
- Snatch
- Star Wars: A New Hope
- Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
- Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
TV plot break downs
- Avengers Assemble S01E05: Blood Feud
- Twilight Zone S01E01: Where is Everybody
- Perry Mason S01E5: The Case of the Sulky Girl
Free story prompts
Writing tips
- 16 tips to overcoming writer’s block
- Why you shouldn’t mock aspiring writers
- How do you eat an elephant? (An inspirational short story)
- Does substance abuse make you a better writer?
- Why using proper grammar is important in life
Blogging
- Advice for bloggers
- 9 reasons why writers should blog
- 11 things I learned about blogging from blogging on Myspace
- Introduction to Steemit.com
- The most important factor in the value of cryptocurrencies, and how it applies to STEEM
- My opinion on online piracy, sharing, and etiquette
Art
Chapter 12
Comics
Illustrated Parables
- A Brief History of the Working Class
- The Ents: A Story About Marijuana Prohibition
- The Island of Mana: A Story About Colonialization
- Highway to the Thunderdome: A Story about Digital Piracy
- The Great Communication Device: A Story About Net Neutrality
- An imagined conversation with my abusive, narcissistic father
This Was Your Life
Loki and a friend taunt the dead at the Pearly Gates to the Underworld
- A Christian Woman
- A Christian Man
- The Agnostic
- The Hedonist
- The Martyrs
- The Selfless Servant
- The Atheist
- The Mormon and the Hindu
- The Billionaire
- Spiritual But Not Religious
- The Faith Healer
- The Conspiracy Theorist
- The Racist
- The Nonconformist
- A Liberal and a Conservative
- The Modern Artist
- The Vegetarian
- The Satanist
- Barack Obama
- The Pope and The Dali Lama
- The Puritan
- The Homophobe
- The Radical Feminist
- The Jew
- Santa
- Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump (Part 1)
- The Libertarian
- Hitler
- Bernie Sanders
- Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump (Part 2)
- Two Social Justice Warriors
- The Traffic Cop
- The Doctor
- The Trump Supporter
- The Global Warming Denier
How America Works
Short, dark, surreal, articulate political comics
- How presidential elections work
- How congressional elections work
- How political representation works
- How freedom works
- How equality works
- How gender equality works
- How veterans protesting works
- How civilians protesting works
- How protesting in tents works
- How the war on drugs works
- How government handouts work
- How basic training works
- How the officer corps works
- How becoming a billionaire works
- How the economy works
- How the stock market works
- How bank greeters work
- How healthcare works
- How the housing market works
- How universities work
- Intervention with a Pop Star: Part 1
- Intervention with a Pop Star: Part 2
An Old Man From Jersey Explains Life
An old man sits on the steps to his apartment and explains life to an eight-year-old boy.
- The meaning of life
- How to grow up
- What came first, the chicken or the egg?
- Religions
- Philosophy
- Is man inherently good or evil?
- Does everything happen for a reason?
- Does free will exist?
- The social contract
- Right and wrong
- How to think
Occupy LOL Street
Thee LOL Cats join the Occupy LOL Street movement at Zucchini Park and find ways to address income inequality and corruption.
- A Brave New Village
- The Butterfly Effect
- A For Anonymous
- The People’s Party
- The Constitutional Convention
- The Plight of the Homeless
- The LOL Cats Save Christmas
- The Freedom Flotilla
- The Burden of Responsibility
- The Guilded Age
- The Wizard of LULZ
- Adventures in Lobbying
Two Conservative Ladies
A satirical take on conservative talking points
Two Feminist Ladies
The Adventures of Monk and Punk: Journey to Entlantis
A homeless monk and an alcoholic punk team up to create a publishing house to raise money to build a floating monastery.
Chapter 13
American Pop Culture
General Pop Culture
- 8 Ways pop culture warps our perception of reality
- Why you should boycott pop culture
- 10 signs you’re a sheeple
- 10 reasons you’re surrounded by idiots
- 13 things I won’t say anymore
- You might be depressed because the system is crazy, not because you are
- 20 problems Americans accept as normal but don’t have to
- 7 economic injustices we all accept
- Holding onto out cultures is holding the world back
- Recommended intelligent books and videos
Trending Topics
- My theory on gun control
- Stop talking about guns and start talking about poverty
- My theory on illegal immigration
- Borders are inhumane
- 7 reasons minimum wage should be higher
- Is it lazy to not want to work?
- It’s time to stop guilt-tripping poor people into saving the environment
- The Global Warming Denier
- What are transsexuals? Why are they suddenly popular? Why do Conservative fear them?
- Should transsexuals be allowed in the military?
- 9 reasons not to join the united states military
- Patriotism is not a virtue. It’s insanity.
- American cops, you’re delusional if you don’t understand why civilians hate you
- Why are Americans so violent and unhappy?
- Stop treating people like shit and they’ll start giving a fuck
- Americans need to learn the difference between socialism, communism, and capitalism
- Why Obamacare made me facepalm
- Islam needs an intervention
- Never Forget Chick-Fil-A’s Inequality Appreciation Day
- It’s time to stop mutilating baby boys’ genitals
- Why you should not respect religious beliefs
- American Christians, you don’t believe or practice what the Bible says about marriage
- Are you a meta Atheists or pop Atheists
- A modest proposal on the moral imperative of teacher accountability
Movies, Music, and Television
- The world won’t improve until you stop being a vidiot
- Why the movie “Brave” made me facepalm
- Why the movie “Tomorrowland” made me facepalm
- Why did “Full House” and “Saved by the Bell” exist?
- 6 reasons not to let your children read/watch Twilight
- A basic Hollywood movie plot outline template
- A basic Hollywood sitcom episode plot template
Sports
Art
- The Warhol Effect
- What is the difference between good art and bad art?
- Funny anthropomorphic illustrations of common dinners
- This Was Your Life: The modern artist (Comic)
Fashion
- The importance of style
- Why men should wear nice underwear
- We need to talk about this pants situation
Food and Drinks
- What’s the difference between expensive wine and cheap wine?
- The time I worked in an apple orchard
- 5 reasons why I hate Starbucks
- The customer is not always right
- This Was Your Life: The Vegetarian (Comic)
Technology
- Cost/benefit analysis of internet trolling
- My opinion on online sharing
- 26 things I wish someone would invent
- Tips to follow when contacting your computer help desk
- Introduction to cryptocurrency
- The most important factor in the value of cryptocurrencies, and how it applies to STEEM
- Introduction to Steemit.com
- 9 reasons why writers should blog
- 11 things I learned about blogging from blogging on Myspace
- Highway to the Thunderdome: A Story about Digital Piracy (Comic)
Social Justice Warriors
- 13 reasons it’s insane to say all men are evil
- My theory on social justice warriors
- Two Feminist Ladies (Comic)
- This Was Your Life: The Radical Feminist (Comic)
- This Was Your Life: Two Social Justice Warriors (Comic)
Liberals and Conservatives
- An open letter to liberal Americast
- An open letter to conservative America
- What should Republicans and Democrats do about Trump?
- Conservatives, stop talking about overthrowing the government
- Right wing entertainment news is making America worse
- My theory on why Fox News acts so biased and evil
- This was your life: A liberal and a conservative (Comic)
- Two conservative ladies (Comic)
Baby Boomers and The Younger Generations
- 10 mistakes the future generation won’t make
- 14 ways American parents created the children they complain about
Racism and Xenophobia
- Hating white people isn’t logical or helpful
- Everyone is a little racist and what we should do about it
- A white man explains the Black Lives Matter movement
- All the points Americans are missing in the George Floyd case
- The only way to end racism is to end poverty
- What should racists do about Trump?
- What should xenophobes do about Trump?
- What should minorities do about Trump?
- This was your life: The racist (Comic)
- 9 reasons foreigners look down on Americans
Conspiracy Theories and Theorists
- My theory on every major conspiracy theory
- My unifying conspiracy theory
- My ghost story
- My UFO story
- Have a sane perception of conspiracy theories
- Don’t give conspiracy theorists your money
- This Was Your Life: The conspiracy theorist (Comic)
My Tweets About Pop Culture
Chapter 14
Tweets
Tweets About Self-Help
- #1: Happiness and sadness
- #2: Fulfillment, purpose, and meaning
- #3: Maturity, adulting and growing up
- #4: Being mean vs being nice
- #5: Arrogance and insecurity
- #6: Arguing with people
- #7: Excuses and complaining
- #8: Practice, failing and determination
- #9: Writing, art, and creativity
- #10: Eating, hydrating, exercise, stretching, and addiction
Tweets About Romance
- #11: Love, relationships, and communication
- #12: Dating, cheating, exes, masturbation, oral sex and lust
Tweets About Philosophy
Tweets About Religion
Tweets About Politics
- #17: The 2016 U.S. presidential election
- #18: Donald Trump’s presidency
- #19: Political corruption, incompetence, and voting
- #20: Political and economic freedom
- #21: Immigration, racism, and guns
- #22: Public education
- #23: Political reform
- #24: Police, prisons, and unjust laws
- #25: War, military, and troops
Tweets About Economics
- #27: Poverty and poor people
- #28: Capitalism, Communism, and Socialism
- #29: Hurting customers and workers
- #30: Investing, real estate, and healthcare
Tweets About Pop Culture
Video Lists
- Saving the world
- The Meaning Of Life
- How To Think Like A Genius
- Knowledge And Learning
- Health, Addiction, And Responsibility
- Happiness And Self Esteem
- Growing Up And Becoming You
- Education
- Sex Advice
- Dating And Relationships
- American Pop Culture
- American Subcultures vs. American Subcultures
- Fixing the economy
- The Life Of The Working Poor
- Predatory Capitalism
- Freedom And Patriotism In America
- Police
- The U.S. Military
- American Politics
- Agnosticism, Atheism, And Secular Living
- Christianity Is Bad For The World
- The Bible Is Mythology
The Wise Sloth 
April 26th, 2022 at 9:11 pm
I agree with most of this but there’s a couple things that are problematic.
1. Lust (sex without love) itself is toxic due to the fact that its simply just validation seeking to cope for the feeling of rejection and it not actually pleasureful.
2. The atheistic model cannot account for the laws of physics being violated in the beginning.
3. Authoritarianism is not necessarily bad as long as your are attempting to mitigate suffering and death.
4. The Tanak is historically accurate and the earth is flat.
5. The world is run by Jesuits who control freemasons, you seem to not go into depth about them.
6. Being poor is bad due to the fact you have no power.
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August 18th, 2020 at 6:50 pm
How can I contact you? I have some important questions to ask. Please reply.
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August 18th, 2020 at 6:01 pm
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