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TRANSCRIPT
Near an apple orchard, a little boy riding a tricycle is talking to a man in a business suit.
Man #1: Hey, kid.
Boy: What’s up, mister?
Man #1: I’ll pay you $1 if you pick me 10 bushels of apples.
Boy: Awesome! I’ll be Oprah rich!
Man #1: But first you’ll have to pay my friend here $300 to go to apple picking school.
Just then, another man walks up.
Boy: I can’t wait to learn about apples.
Man #2: You’ll probably learn more about your teachers’ lives… that and how to be poor. The second part will be surprisingly useful.
Boy: But I don’t have $300 to pay for apple picking school.
Just then, another man walks up.
Man #2: Don’t worry. My friend here likes to do favors for poor people. He can give you a loan.
Man #3: I don’t actually have $300 either, but I can create it out of thin air and let you “borrow” it. After interest, you’ll only owe me $700 of actual money that you actually have to work to make.
Years later…
Boy: Here’s your 10 bushels of apples. It took half my life to gather. In that time I’ve watched seasons pass, friends die and nations fall. Yet I’m no closer to my dreams than when I started.
Man #1: Now pick me 11 bushels, and do it twice as fast or I’m only giving you 90 cents. I’m going to sell these for $100 a bushel to a country that doesn’t have apple trees. I’ll be so rich I’ll buy shit I don’t need just because I’m bored.
Boy: My rent is 95 cents. Fuck my life.
EPILOGUE
Boy: My retirement plan is death.
Man #2 and #3: Until then you’ll work for our friend and sign your paychecks over to us.
Man #1: Just be glad you didn’t take out a mortgage.
THE END
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