Funny Anthropomorphic Illustrations Of Common Dinners

My identical twin brother works as a chef on a boat that stays out at sea for months. He started drawing pictures illustrating the meals on the menu in the cafeteria, and people started taking photos of them to send to their friends and families every day. Try to guess what the picture is depicting before reading the menu. You can also find the answer by mousing over the picture or scrolling down to the caption below each one.

Some of the whiteboards say, “Visitors sign in, please,” which may make you ask, how/why does a boat have visitors? It was docked for a while getting repaired.

Drawing of a framed portrait of Mona Lisa, except she has a chicken face.

Chicken Parmesan

Picture of a pig wearing a ninja uniform, karate-chopping an apple on a table

Pork chops with apples

Picture of a fish wearing swim shorts, laying on a blanket on a beach. The scales on his back are red, and there is a bright shining sun above

Seared tilapia

Picture of a female broccoli stalk holding a baby cow. Next to her is a male broccoli stalk looking suspicious and angry at her.

Beef and broccoli

The Hamburgler is holding an empty bag and pointing a gun a Ronald McDonald, who is frowning

Hamburgers

Godzilla is crushing a city and breathing fire from his mouth. Little potatoes are running away from the city past a sign that says, "Welcome to Potatoville"

Mashed potatoes

Picture of a bumble bee + the board game, "Risk" + Pennywise, the evil clown = ?

Brisket

Picture of a pig dressed like a pirate, standing next to a treasure chest, holding a gold medallion

Pork medallions

Two fish dressed like a bride and groom standing next to a large wedding cake

Fish cakes

Picture of a large taco with the head and legs of a frowning cow

Beef tacos

A pizza is taking a picture of another pizza, who is posing in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Pizza

Picture of a bean, dressed in a sailor outfit, standing on the deck of a military battle ship

Navy beans

A male ear of corn is holding a Spanish guitar and throwing a rose to a female ear of corn in a flowing red dress, dancing Salsa-style

Spicy corn

Picture of a stalk of broccoli surfing on a large wave

California veggies

The character "Sweet Pea" from the "Popeye" franchise, who is a cute baby, sitting happily in a baby stroller

Sweet peas

Picture of a large cow, who is saying, "Wise man say... anger is like drinking poison and hoping the other person dies."

Beef tips

Picture of a female chicken soaking in a hot bath tub

Smothered chicken breast

Picture of a fish with a cat's head

Catfish

Picture of a chicken wearing a baseball cap backwards and smiling, revealing elaborately jeweled teeth

Grilled chicken

Picture of "The Colonel," mascot of the Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant chain. In this picture, he has the head of a chicken and is holding a bucket of fried chicken

Fried chicken

Picture of the mascot for the Little Ceaser's pizza restaurant chain. He is a cartoonish man wearing a toga, holding a piece of pizza

Pizza

Picture of a peach using a hammer to fix an old fashioned shoe. Above him is a sign that reads, "Ye Olde Cobbler Shop."

Peach cobbler

Picture a male and female chicken sitting on a park bench watching the sunset and holding hands

Chicken tenders

Picture of a salmon holding a fork, preparing to stick it in an electric socket

Blackened salmon

Picture of a dancing taco who is smiling and wearing a sombrero

Tacos

Picture of a chicken, wearing boxing shorts and boxing gloves. He is laying on the ground with a black eye, missing teeth and stars spinning around his head

Blackened chicken

Picture of a giant pepper shaker, shaking out little cows with parachutes

Peppered steak

Picture of a cow sitting in a chair laughing next to a chicken standing at a podium that has the sing on the front, which says, "Comedy Central"

Roasted beef

Picture of a French fry wearing a scarf and beret, smoking a cigarette and riding a Vespa past the Eiffel Tower

French fries

Picture of a chicken standing on a Venetian canoe, pushing it through the canals of Venice

Chicken alfredo

Rib cage + eye ball + wooden stake = ?

Rib-eye steak

Picture of a boxing match poster with two chickens dressed like boxers on it. Above them it says, "Iron Horse Presents: Rumble in the Gulf." Below them it says, "Sunday 14: Glazed Ham vs Fried Chicken

Glazed ham and friend chicken

Picture of a pizza painting a self portrait by looking at himself in a mirror

Artisan pizza

Picture of a chicken dressed like Alice from "Alice in Wonderland"

Alice spring chicken

Picture of a sad shrimp sitting on a blanket with a cup in front of him, holding a sign that says, "Hungry. Please help."

Shrimp po boys

Picture of the chihuaha mascot of the Taco Bell restaurant chain. He is saying, "Yo quiero per diem."

Tacos

Picture of a chicken that looks like a mob boss, specifically "The God Father."

Chicken scallopini

Picture of a fish wearing a Soviet hat with a red star on it, swimming past iconic churches in Moscow

Red snapper

Picture of a male potato handing a heart to a female potato, who is clapping her hands with joy

Sweet potatoes

Picture of a cat fishing in a small boat. In the water below is a giant fish grinning with sharp teeth

Catfish

 

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