October 14, 2017

Christian Billboards Atheists Should Make

By wise sloth

Note 1: These are all actual quotes taken from the Bible word for word.

Note 2: These quotes would make good refrigerator magnets as well. 

"Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ." Ephesians 6:5 "Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished of the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property." "Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do whatever you like with them." Genesis 19:8 "Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission as the law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in church." 1 Corinthians 14:34-38 "Then I heard the Lord say to the other men, 'Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all - old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark. Begin your task right here at the Temple.' So they began by killing the old men in front of the temple." Ezekiel 9:5-7 "Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. Because they have cursed their father or mother, their blood will be on their own head." Leviticus 20:9 I will cut off from Jeroboam every last male in Israel - slave or free. I will burn up the house of Jeroboam as one burns dung, until it is all gone. Dogs will eat those belonging to Jeroboam who die in the city, and the birds will feed on those who die in the country. The Lord has Spoken!" 1 Kings 14:10-11 "From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. 'Get our of here, baldy!' they said. 'Get out of here, baldy!' He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys." 2 Kings 2:23-24 "If two Israelite men get into a fight and the wife of one tries to rescue her husband by grabbing the testicles of the other man, you must cut off her hand. Show her no pity." Deuteronomy 25:11-12 "Suppose two people take a dispute to court, and the judges declare that one is right and the other is wrong. If the person in the wrong is sentenced to be flogged, the judge must command him to lie down and be eaten in his presence with the number of lashes appropriate to the crime. But never give more than forty lashes; more than forty lashes would publicly humiliate your neighbor." Deuteronomy 25:1-3 A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm; restraining her lis like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand." Proverbs 27:15-16 "If a priest's daughter defiles herself by becoming a prostitute, she disgraces her father; she must be burned in the fire." Leviticus 21:9 "You must not offer to the Lord an animal whose testicles are bruised, crushed, torn or cut." "If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death - the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man's wife." Deuteronomy 22:23-24

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