Tweets by The Wise Sloth #16: What if God Exists

Cartoon image of a sloth sitting on a mountain top. He is wearing a yellow robe. His head is bowed with his eyes shut, and beams of light shine from around his head. With his left arm, he is holding one finger in the air. Above him are the words, "Tweets by The Wise Sloth."

If a God gave us free will, it probably wasn’t with the expectation that we use it to sit around begging God to do everything for us.

Would an all-loving God create an eternal paradise for dead bunnies to perpetually eat, poop & hump? Or would there be no reason to bother?

What if life is just God’s television?

I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that life is just a reality TV show that God and angels have been binge-watching on celestial televisions.

God isn’t cruel. The universe just doesn’t revolve around you or us.

I sometimes wonder: If God exists, did God create everything just to see some good artwork, hear some good music, have some great sex, etc.?

If you believe in God and want to thank Him/Her/It for helping you in your time of need, then help someone else. Words are just lip service.

If God is everything, then God is experiencing what we are. Think about that next time you’re mean to someone.

If there is no afterlife then we were created to be a spectacle or because mortality is more precious than we understand.

We’re going to feel real sheepish if it turns out life was never anything more than just a birthday present from God.


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My Tweets About Politics
My Tweets About Economics
My Tweets About Pop Culture

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