Category Archives: Sex, Relationships, and Dating

Wise Sloth Video List: Dating And Relationships

This list comes from my essays on sex, dating, and relationships.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wise Sloth Video List: Sex Advice

This list comes from my essays on sex advice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tweets by The Wise Sloth #12: Dating, Cheating, Exes, Masturbation, Oral Sex and Lust

Cartoon image of a sloth sitting on a mountain top. He is wearing a yellow robe. His head is bowed with his eyes shut, and beams of light shine from around his head. With his left arm, he is holding one finger in the air. Above him are the words, "Tweets by The Wise Sloth."

Ignorance of sex is more dangerous than sex.

Women obsess over men pleasing them emotionally, and men obsess over pleasing women physically. #oops

Members of the opposite sex who don’t want to be with you rarely go out of their way to spend time with you.

Some people are confident in social situations because they practice success. Other people are confident because they just don’t give a fuck.

Women are more likely to talk about how men should love them despite their weight than they are to talk about how much they love fat guys.

Promiscuous men are called studs while promiscuous women are called sluts because women shame their competition while men give credit where credit is due.

The more paranoid your lover is of you cheating on them, the more likely they’re already cheating on you.

Either all your exes are jerks or nobody wants to stay with a spoiled brat who throws hate-tantrums every time you don’t get what you want.

The more you shit-test your lover, bitch at them and tear them down, the more threatened you should feel by sex robots.

When men don’t get pussy, they turn into werewolves. When women don’t get dick, they turn into banshees.

99% of men masturbate. That’s 99% of the men you’ve shaken hands with.

My blog, “How to go down on a girl” gets about 5,000 hits per month. “How to go down on a guy” gets about 900. I find this interesting.

Masturbating is like cooking. You can prepare a fine meal or grab a burger to go. Call me crazy, but I prefer Thanksgiving over fast food.

You cross a line and do something to your soul when you wear sweatpants to a strip club.

 

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My Tweets About Pop Culture

Tweets by The Wise Sloth #11: Love, Relationships and Communication

Cartoon image of a sloth sitting on a mountain top. He is wearing a yellow robe. His head is bowed with his eyes shut, and beams of light shine from around his head. With his left arm, he is holding one finger in the air. Above him are the words, "Tweets by The Wise Sloth."

The question isn’t, “What does it mean when someone tells you they love you?” The question is, “What do they mean when they say, ‘I love you.’”

Relationships are mazes, not train tracks. There’s no backtracking in a maze. There’s only moving forward with what you’ve learned.

Marriage is more dangerous than driving. You should have to take a 6-month marriage education course before getting a marriage license.

The most productive way to be in love with your lover isn’t to be as infatuated as possible with them as all the time.

If you can’t make yourself happy, you will inevitably make your lover miserable.

If you want your lover to live, work and love you to their fullest, then build them up constantly. If you want the opposite, tear them down.

The more you celebrate your lover the more they’ll celebrate you. The more you disparage your lover the more they’ll disparage you.

If you didn’t compliment your lover today, you failed at being a good lover today.

If you didn’t tell your lover how much you value them today, you failed at being a good lover today.

It defeats the purpose of getting/having/keeping someone in your life if you have to go out of your way to live up to their expectations.

You can’t improve your relationship by bitching. You can only do that by loving, supporting and building your partner up.

The more you try to make your lover feel guilty, the more you fail at being a good lover.

Women, you don’t have to manipulate men to do what you want. Just give him a blowjob. He’ll do whatever you want and love you more too.

Your lover doesn’t listen to you when you shout at them because they’re deafened by the sound of you fucking up your relationship.

If you want your man to do/not do something, bitching at him will get you the bare minimum. A blowjob will get you 110%. #LifeHack #Karma

When you speak angrily to your lover, you may get what you want, but they’ll walk away feeling like your enemy or victim.

If your solution to an interpersonal problem involves you being a dick head, it’s going to backfire. I guarantee it.

When a woman complains to you about a problem, don’t offer solutions and rationalizations. Just actively listen. All you have to do is wait.

Someone needs to invent a game like “Magic: The Gathering,” except instead of battling monsters, you do/learn what it takes to succeed in relationships.

For every 1 thing you tell your lover you don’t like about them, tell them 1,000 things you do like about them.

 

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My Tweets About Politics
My Tweets About Economics
My Tweets About Pop Culture

My Short Theory On Sexual Morality

Outline of a man and a woman standing back to back with a broken scale holding the masculine and feminine sex symbols

 

The premise of this philosophy is drawn from my overall philosophy on ethics: Every living being is equally valuable and entitled to the same inalienable rights. Everyone is entitled to the freedom to live, grow, and exercise their free will as long as it doesn’t interfere with another person’s rights. Any action that doesn’t hurt another person or interfere with their growth/will is permissible. Any rule that has no real logical justification but tells you an action is immoral even if it doesn’t hurt anyone or impede anyone’s growth will only serve to hurt people and impede their growth.

Humans are born with a powerful sex drive. We’re all addicted to sex. Even if (or rather, especially if) we’re not having sex we still crave it as strongly, and sometimes more so, than food or water. This addiction is mostly indiscriminate. We all have our fetishes and preferences, but for the most part, our body just tells us, “Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.” It’s actually not even that discriminating. It’d probably be more accurate to say it tells us, “Ejaculate. Ejaculate. Ejaculate. Ejaculate. Ejaculate. Ejaculate. Ejaculate.”

Mother Nature (by any other name) designed us to fuck and ejaculate our brains out, and if we choose not to then our bodies were designed with an override switch that frustrates us and makes us more and hornier until it breaks our will and more or less forces us to fuck or at least ejaculate. So we should ejaculate for our own mental health and for the safety of others so that our override switch doesn’t get flipped. However, you bring yourself to orgasm, as long as it doesn’t hurt another person or impede their growth/will, is morally permissible.

Our DNA predisposes us to be generally attracted to one sex or the other, but that general attraction neither permanent nor a moral imperative. Everyone will have cultural deviant fantasies in their life, and this isn’t a moral flaw. It’s by design. Our bodies are designed to be omnisexual. Labels for sexual orientation and fetishes are products of culture. At the end of the day, underneath our skin, we’re all just horny animals, and that’s okay.

If you want to live a safe, mentally healthy life you need to accept yourself for what you are, a sexual being. Masturbate with confidence. Use sex toys with confidence. Have premarital sex with confidence. Have gay sex with confidence. Just practice your sexuality responsibly, which is to say, in a way that respects your obligation to live, grow, exercise your free will and not harm anyone else or impede their right to grow/will.

 

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